ITS A HALLOWEEN EP. We watched all 3 Screams and talked about the characters as sign/planet archetypes, our Halloween costumes, Pixar depression, 90s lesbian fashion, Mojo Jojo, astrology apps, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Mike Kinsella of American Football + Owen.

This week's advice: 1. What's the $30 astrology app y'all talk about? 2. I keep having bad luck and my daily horoscopes keep getting worse, how do I use astrology to steer me in the right direction? 3. Advice on dating someone with the same sun sign as you?

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Astro Blast was produced by Jenny Owen Youngs Art by Chris Farren Theme song by Jess Abbott, Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

In our sweet 16 ep we review Saturn, discuss the outer planets, get deep inside Uranus, Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson, The Parent Trap, Jeff Foxworthy, Ben Franklin, the Purge, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Jaclyn O'Connell of Philly-based company Bittersweet Media.

This week's advice: 1. Do people with conflicting signs in their chart tend to be more stressed or tense? 2. Any advice on how to foster a DIY creative community near me? 3. I recently moved to a new place with my bf who is making friends, how do I find friends too and fit into my new life?

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Astro Blast was produced by Jenny Owen Youngs Art by Chris Farren Theme song by Jess Abbott, Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

This week we talk about Saturn, Amanda Bynes' vagina, the college admissions scandal, Beauty & the Beast, 50 Shades of Chris, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Evan Weiss of Chicago-based band Into It. Over It.

This week's advice: 1. How do I move past the feeling of being incapable and inferior? 2. How do I stop being jealous in relationships? 3. I feel like I'm doing everything right but I still feel lost, what can I do?

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CHRIS IS HOME FROM TOUR. This week we talk about the four Elements, pool jet orgasms, Rain-X, Jessica Rabbit, Chris' hypothetical murder podcast, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Hrishikesh Hirway of podcasts Song Exploder + West Wing Weekly and of musical projects The One A.M. Radio + Moors.

This week's advice: 1. I'm 16 and stressed that I won't be motivated to work hard when I get older, how do I maintain my focus and goals? 2. I'm a triple Scorpio, am I doomed? 3. I've never dated an Earth sign and I want to, is it weird to seek out certain signs to date?

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Another advice marathon 4 u. Regular episodes return NEXT WEEK.

This week's advice: 1. I was born early, does this impact my sun sign? 2. I'm frustrated with my own emotions, how can I nurture my moon? 3. My bf just moved away, how can I make my LDR work? 4. Does astrology influence your impressions of people? 5. How can I find balance in my work and creative life? 6. My antidepressants make it hard to feel anything, what should I do?

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Astro Blast was produced by Jenny Owen Youngs Art by Chris Farren Theme song by Jess Abbott, Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

Chris is still away on tour so Jess and Producer Jenny have a slumber party-style Girls Night, complete with face masks/pajamas/snacks, astrology review, gossip about hot people, + Jenny's List, featuring an Astro Probe with Leah Wellbaum of LA-based band Slothrust.

This week's advice: 1. Should I move in w my partner or stay living w my parents? 2. I'm about to move in with my long time partner, what tips do you have? 3. I saw someone at a music store guess people's signs based on their guitar pedal choices, is this real or a scam?

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This week we SWAP ROLES. Chris teaches Jess about something he loves that she knows nothing about — Tom Cruise's Edge of Tomorrow (2014) — and this time we give Producer Jenny A MIC (despite her very tender sore throat), featuring an Astro Probe with Samira Winter of LA-based band Winter.

This week's advice: 1. What is an N Node? And how do people with heavy Libra learn to stop focusing on pleasing everyone? 2. How can I learn to show emotion while still keeping things in harmony with others? 3. Jenny attempts to ask Jess and Chris for advice :/

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This week we talk Jupiter, Jess' ghost story, cat invasions, Boston terriers, letting ppl touch your lemons, emo Magellan, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Steph Knipe of Adult Mom.

This week's advice: 1. The U.S. sucks, should I move to Canada? 2. How do I make things less awkward with one of my co-workers? 3. Is it worth continuing my long distance relationship if they won't commit?

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This week we talk Mars, candy bars, aphrodisiacs, Anchor Man, Winnie the Pooh, homeschool kids, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Sarah Tudzin of LA-based band Illuminati Hotties.

This week's advice: 1. How many babies should I have? 2. I'm starting college, how do I survive and make friends? 3. Can Jess expand on how her brand of astrology isn't rooted in mysticism?

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This week with an audience of live spiders we discuss Venus, gravitational embraces, Oedipus, Banksy, prog rock, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Ally Einbinder, bassist of LA based band Potty Mouth.

This week's advice: 1. How can my wife and I relight the flame? 2. I landed my dream job but my bosses always fight and make my environment bad, what do I do? 3. Can we expect an astrology-themed prog rock album from Jess and Chris?

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Astro Blast was produced by Jenny Owen Youngs Art by Chris Farren Theme song by Jess Abbott, Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs