Dizzy Channel: Original Friendship

In honor of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's Royal Engagement, we're pulling out a greatest hits episode!

A geopolitical crisis is nothing compared to a contentious race for homecoming queen!
Yes, your hosts are back with a DCOM that is close to their broken hearts: Princess Protection Program. A film about nondescript accents, secret families, and the never ending fight that is female power struggles. Fun fact: this film almost stared a different famous duo. Find out who, here on DIzzy Channel. 

Don't listen alone!

The Boogieman is a real bitch. Maia and Adair are going to take you into his weird attempt to frame a child for his crimes!

You'll learn why the emotional crutch of an imaginary friend is necessary,  the real bummer of childhood deceases, the parallels to "IT," and how Pixar totally strait up stole from this DCOM.

(Listener Note: A little technical hiccup on this, the first long distance episode, leaves a few jokes to hold over for another time.)

In a very special episode of Dizzy Channel, it's time for the movie that has done as much harm as good for the Italian people as Super Mario: the one, the only, The Lizzie McGuire Movie!

What's that you say? "That's not a DCOM! This is a DCOM Podcast!" Well, Maia and Adair make this podcast and they will tell YOU what kind of podcast it is, capisce? 

Join the girls as they explore the dynamics of the McGuire Family, the problems with sending a fourteen year old to a foreign country, and why a duet with yourself is a bad idea. But the hardest hitting question of all will be answered: where the hell is Miranda? #justiceformiranda                (It's Mexico. She's in Mexico.)

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False Ed Sheeran sightings, a dying cat, and tears that are soooo hard to fight.

We finally get to Maia's DCOM obsession: Lemonade Mouth!

Leah (from our Zenon episodes) returns with Alan and Hitchcock The Great to help Maia and Adair "Determinate" this modern classic!

A prison dad/dead mom two-for-one, a shocking amount of white rapping, and and longest game of "who's the guy in that thing?" make this a very special prequel to The Breakfast Club, here on Dizzy Channel.

What do you do to raise the stakes of a sequel? You bring on a special guest and drink moonshine.

Maia and Adair welcome fellow SWP host, Alyssa of Wordstruck fame! The ladies talk through the new Doctor Who, Adair's Birthday, and why children never live up to their evil parents.

It's an other episode that will make you ask: what's with recasting? Is Harry Hook a Vampire? Was the character of Dizzy named after this podcast? Is there a welcomed under the chin sweep? And when is the intervention?

It's the fairytale echo of High School Musical, and a Moonshining good time, here on Dizzy Channel.
 

Ah, siblings...The best of friends and scientific monsters all at the same time.

Adair and Maia are here with the DCOM that started it all! (At least for this show) With Special Sibling and Sister expert, Ann!
 
This week's movie provides thrills and chills in a perfectly timed filmic experience. You'll wonder about microscopes, what real names sound like porn actor names, and just how much cruelty one moth should have to endure for he sake of a plot device.

When Bill Pullman is your dad, you know shit is about to get real and that you most likely won't be back for the sequel.

Maia and Adair take you down memory lane, to the distant year 2004, for a movie that can only be described as...Well, it's about 9/11. 

Military family drama, Jimmy Olsen, and Hayden Panettiere being a hero make this one of those DCOMs that have to be seen to be believed.

Maia and Adair find themselves half-naked and wholly drunk in a suburbs-packed episode. Montana geography, hairstyles, and communication problems are on the table as the two once-neighbors drink their way through another DCOM. 

First days of school, high school romance, and alternate time lines? No, it's not an episode of Doctor Who, it's Teen Beach 2! Here on Dizzy Channel.
 

A movie inside of a movie? Emotional cheating? A white Johnny Tsunami? It can only mean that The Summer of Music is continuing here on Dizzy Channel! 

Adair and Maia are taking you into the world of "into the world of a movie musical" wth this meta narrative tour de force. This film will have you singing, and dancing, bending the laws of reality with a surfboard. And when it's done, you'll have learned a valuable lesson about facial hair.

So buckle up for a great time, with a stiff drink and a weird movie, here on Dizzy Channel.