A movie you never remembered was ok! Maia and Adair tackle  possession logic failures, the fine art of politics in school court, the need for a reality check friend, and so many micro aggressions it gets macro!

You don't have to be reincarnated to like this movie, plum wine helps too!

The children of villains are titular characters of this Kenny Ortega fueled, pubescent version of Once Upon A Time. Maia and Adair give this movie the kind of careful consideration that the creative staff never did.  We #learnnewthingsaboutfriends  while drinking their way to casting coincidences, lazy naming of children, unorthodox genetics, and shapeshifting in proportion to love in your heart.

Yep, it's that kind of movie.    

THE FUTURE IS HERE! Brought to you by LeVar Burton!
Adair and Maia welcome Ann (Adair's sister!) to the show for the DCOM we can all say predicted the Nest Thermostat, Oculus Rift, and the finale of Son's of Anarchy. Smart House was one of the seminal DCOM's of Adair and Ann's childhoods, so the pressure is on! Will it still be good? Will it have bad parenting? Is it straight up racist as sh*t? Turn it up and find out.

Mermaids, man. Mermen? Whatever, puberty is weird. 

The gang's all here, Adair and Maia welcome back Megan and Amanda for a movie we all remember fondly. The 13th Year plays on the fantasy we all have of growing a tale and reuniting with the family that abandoned you! With a Dark n' Stormy (or two) in hand, the junior high love, family bonds, and magical hotties make this one for the history books.

Maia and Adair would like to share a very special holiday treat with you. Deep in the lab, all the Secret Weapons Productions Team got together to make a special episode. A holiday episode! And much like the seminal classic DCOM "Twas The Night," the results are fabulous if we do say so ourselves. So enjoy this gift to you and yours from us and ours!

Maia and Adair are back with another of the O.G DCOMs. Mentioned often in the same fond breath as Zenon and Brink by many a 90's child, Luck of The Irish is remembered fondly. But like so many DCOMs, it is also remembered vaguely. Was it good? Did it teach a lesson worth teaching? Were the parents just awful? (Yes. They always are.) Don't worry, Amanda and Megan are back to help get to the bottom of this. 

Heritage, theft, slavery, and basket ball help to make this movie more thematically involved than others. As the white version of the imaginary sequel to Coming to America, Lucky of The Irish is considered by many to be... Well, you better listen to find out. 
 

Many origins are dark, and some are even racist! The Even Stevens movie may not be the origin of that property, but it may very well be the origin of the crazy that is Shia LaBeouf! This DCOM is one for the racist, sexually suggestive ages. Megan and Max join your hosts on the couch for a wine powered adventure through a movie that is not entirely like the TV show it is based on. 

This special birthday episode celebrates the anniversary of Maia's birth, and the birth of a new Dizzy fan!

The surprisingly interesting, well done DCOM that you forgot ever seeing. The troubling tropes aside, this brunch filled episode takes us down Memory Lane with pit stops at Stocking Seth Green Boulevard, Passport to Paris Place, and Don't Trust Austin Avenue. 

So grab your candied bacon, the lyrics to Hamilton, and a crippling need to drink. 

A new DCOM, a new guest host, and a new THEME SONG!

Maia and Adair are joined by Rory (who is an honorary Cheetah Girl in the eyes of Secret Weapon Productions.) This leopard print romp down memory lane is powered by Grapefruit mimosas, girl groups, old time-y porn radio plays, the reboot of That's So Raven, and Kenny Oretga.

And just when you thin you know this show, your hosts announce a break in form to add a movie to their review list that you didn't know you needed. 

The only sequel to a DCOM that matters!  Samantha returns, Grandma returns, Alcohol returns! This week, the ladies sneak two reviews into this episode! Halloweentown Two, and a bonus mini review of Ghostbusters (2006?). The sequels that makes you squeal! Sound advice about frogs in skin suits and a shifting sand of accents make this episode a must see...listen...