Family rebellion, awesome grandma, and Kalabar! This is the one we all remember and love, and Dizzy Channel has you covered for all of October. In the first installment, Adair and Maia are joined by Samantha (the proud owner of ALL the Halloweentown films). The live tweets from this episode speak for themselves, but trust us when you say this episode is going to be one of your favorites of all time.

The dangers of probiotics, sexist math, a farm that's a factory, snoring dogs, and oblivious white white girl problems make this movie one that... happened. Half of Adair's family guest stars!

In the "dizziest" episode yet, Maia and Adair welcome back Anthony for to review the sequel nobody asked for. Second marriages, shots of tequila, the sequel to Napoleon Dynamite, song parodies, challenges to other Secret Weapons hosts, and more on this episode that was basically made with stock footage from ABC's Lost.

Johnny Tsunami wanted to do for snowboarding what Brink did for inline skating. But snowboarding didn't need any help, so this movie decided to be about a race/class/generational divide instead. Maia and Adair are joined by Anthony as the one true guest of the episode, instead of just popping up randomly at a moment that can't be edited out. Passive aggressive parenting, sports rivalry, and subtle racism make this DCOM, and this episode a classic you won't want to miss.

Maia and Adair do their patriotic duty by introducing an ex-pat to wonderful world of HSM. Special Guest Lars was living outside the US in 2006 when everything changed stateside with the release of this now beloved classic. A young and not shirtless Zac(k) Efron stars in the other movie about Love and Basketball.

Maia and Adair are joined by Amanda for an in depth look at the modern classic, Cadet Kelly. It's an age old tale about how to suck the free-spirit out of a child by putting them into training to join the military industrial complex. Also, friendship and parent relationships grow and change through the magic of drill team.

Leah and David return for the sequel that changed our lives. Maia and Adair have whipped up a wicked batch of Zangria so anything could happen. It's the epic re-teaming that quickly turned into a Earth Girls Vs. Space Siblings

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get the ziccups.

*Warning*
Cosmic interference due to a massive solar flare made the recording equipment sound like an underground Protozoa mixed tape. So everybody just ice!

This very special episode features a special message, a Q&A section, choosing your DCOM spirit animal, Anthony popping by, and I guess they watch a movie staring sisters.

This week's episode tackles a myriad of topics. From the anatomy of a popular girl, to knee safety while podcasting. And as always, mixology.

Maia and Adair take on Frenemies, the classic DCOM that time forgot. The three short vignettes about friendship show a 90's-tastic look at getting mad and making up.