Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes episodes

April 21 POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE | WBA 3-0 WFC
Yet another defeat, yet another incoherent, disjointed performance, another fail to register on the score sheet and another step closer to this group of players being able to be anywhere else than playing for Watford, for this season and for others altogether. A lot of anger is aimed at the owner and hierarchy, the head coach and the players.

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Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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49 min
April 19 POST MATCH PHONE IN | WFC 0-2 SUFC
Hear the reaction to a ghastly performance against the Blades where the visitors barely had to get out of first gear to gain the points at the Vic

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Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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1 hr 10 min
April 18 WEST BROM V WATFORD | OPPOSITION VIEW
Pete and Justin chat with Kev of "Where's Kev" fame about the Baggies downward slide of a season and if James Morrison is the right man for the job after two managers who weren't seemingly up to the job.
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Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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29 min
April 14 WATFORD V SHEFFIELD UNITED | THE OPPOSITION VIEW
Justin and Pete chat with Chad (not Brad) about the Blades season and why he is not in the "Chris Wilder cult". We discover more than we expected about Georgia Bulldogs and tailgate parties in the US before Brett decides to include photocopiers in the rolling of the dice for the prediction league!!
Both sides feel like the end of the season and the beach can't come soon enough for some of the players....
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Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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32 min
April 12 POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO | OUFC 2-0 WFC
The remaining calls as we pick over the ashes of the game at the "Kassam".
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Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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1 hr 1 min
April 11 POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE | OUFC 2-0 WFC
Frankly a shameful performance against a side that sits in the relegation zone. Everyone knows their threat comes from set pieces and to add insult to injury they played us off the park and by the end were well overdue the second goal - good luck to United they put out a team that cared - the Hornets seemingly did not, as was evidenced by the scenes at the end of the game.

This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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1 hr 6 min
April 09 The other side of the story....
Carl responds to recent news.

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33 min
April 08 OXFORD UNITED V WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW
Justin and Pete chat with Fraser from "The Fence End" podcast about Oxford United's season and recent run which might see them escape , the red card and dropped points at Pompey, Pete struggles with Polish forenames, before looking at the future relegation zone fixtures for all involved! Justin moans to relegation threatened Fraser about Watford's season and Fraser looks for the smallest violin available!!
The prediction league sees Brett enter a gents toilet and we end up playing the "who lives closest to the Kassam Stadium" game before discussing the origins of Bicester!!!
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This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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38 min
April 06 POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-1 CHARLTON ATHLETIC
Hear the chat and thoughts after the 1-1 draw with Charlton where despite a lot of efforts and an encouraging second half - the enthusiasm for the season feels likes its dissipated
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This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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52 min
April 05 CHAMPIONS!! GWALIA UTD 1-3 WATFORD FC WOMEN
They only went and won it!!! Pete is joined by Alex as we hear the Hornets go back up to the second tier - WSL2!! Not an easy or pretty game but one where the resilience that has seen Watford come out on top was seen by the bucketful!!! Pete chats with Dre Georgiou, Skipper Meghan Chandler, Poppy Wilson, Annie Rossiter and Manager Rene Hector. Bank holiday Monday may see a few sore heads!! Champions!!
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This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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36 min

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.