Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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April 04 POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - QPR 2-1 WFC
Hear the last callers and some of the online reviews plus we start veering towards other subjects as the game was really rather bleak!

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Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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49 min
April 03 OPPOSITION VIEW - WFC v CAFC
Pete and Justin catch up with Louis from "Charlton Live" as we look forward to Nathan Jones's Addicks coming to Vicarage Road.
We chat about a consolidating season for Charlton and the addition of an experienced but often maligned forward and what he has bought to the Valley, plus the difference between a young player looking promising but needing to improve his attacking output.
In the prediction league Brett wanders into the gym itself with no improvement in camera work.
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Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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33 min
April 03 POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - QPR 2-1 WFC
Hear the initial fan reaction to a very flat performance from the Hornets at Loftus Road that was more convincingly than the score line suggests.
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Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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43 min
April 01 QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE
Justin and Pete get to chat with former QPR & Northern Ireland star Ian Stewart about his time in the game, his journey to our hosts for our match on Good Friday, his time with the Northern Ireland team including lining up against the likes of Zico and his thoughts about grass roots through to elite football and money in the game.
Huge thanks to Ian for giving us his time.

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This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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38 min
April 01 MASSIVE CHAMPIONSHIP EASTER WEEKEND AT BOTH ENDS! | PROJECT 46
The Championship is back after the international break and Project 46 is here to break down a huge Easter weekend of football. Pete is as ever joined by Chris, Dana and Martin from other Championship team fan podcasts.
In this episode, we look ahead to the biggest fixtures in the Championship, including the race for automatic promotion, the battle for the playoff places, and the drama at the bottom of the table. With so much still to play for, we discuss who has the edge, which teams are hitting form at the right time, and who could be heading for heartbreak.
We cover:
Middlesbrough vs Millwall preview
Wrexham vs Southampton preview
The race for 2nd place
The playoff battle
The relegation scrap
Bristol City’s managerial change and Roy Hodgson’s arrival
QPR’s stunning win over Portsmouth
Easter weekend predictions across the Championship
There is also a special mention for a Cancer Research UK charity auction, with all proceeds going to a great cause.

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48 min
March 30 QPR v WATFORD | OPPOSITION VIEW
We catch up with old friend of the show Richard Honey to discuss, amongst other things:- Fake Hearses, Scientific predictions, statistics and quizzes and the prediction league where Brett makes us ask if Paddington Bear is in the Epstein Files!!!
Plumbing new depths so you don't have to!!
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Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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51 min
March 29 WATFORD FC WOMEN 5-0 EXETER CITY
After this "there is one more final to go" - but this game could not be taken lightly as Exeter were stubborn and bar a fantastic Hillyerd save could have gone ahead and then who knows what might have happened. Instead the Hornets went through the gears in the second half to set up the penultimate game of the season down in Wales as potentially the title clincher - fingers crossed.

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27 min
March 28 2026 FINANCIAL VIEW - WATFORD, FOOTBALL AND FINANCE
With so many great reviews of this years accounts, Pete takes another alternative look at things. Where and when did the debt arrive, is the Premier League promotion really a potential answer, the "fair deal for football" and the impact of the Independent Football Regulator are looked about and what it might mean for the Hornets under Gino Pozzo.
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This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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1 hr 9 min
March 26 REASONS FOR THE LOW ATTENDANCES
Following a tweeted (it is still tweeted? not sure) as to the reasons behind the low attendances, the gruesome threesome ponder some of the responses and what it all means for the club.
Massive thanks to all who engage in our nonsense as our club and football in general goes through a tricky time.
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This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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38 min
March 22 HASHTAG UTD 1-6 WATFORD FC WOMEN
Distractions away from the Watford game played no part as the Hornets stayed focused at Hashtag United and Poppy Wilson bagged a hattrick meaning that Watford now need to win the next two games to win the Championship and with it promotion to the WSL2. Here are the highlights and goals plus Pete moaning that John has prepared for the temperature better than he has!
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This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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26 min

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.