Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes episodes

  • The Opposition View - Wigan Athletic

    There's lots in this one! This is literally your survival guide for Wigan Athletic away as Barry from "Progress with Unity podcast joins us to gently meander through the history of Wigan. Carlos tries to break his own land speed record for upsetting people in the North but Barry has none of it, Pete does manage to irk Barry with a common misconception about Wigan and Justin has his normal flap about going last in the prediction league. The 10 year anniversary of Wigan's triumphant FA Cup win is discussed along with memories of Sir Ben. Barry's wife makes a brief appearance as an admirer of GT and we find out more about Wigan Kebabs and Beach Hill Crack than we imagined possible, we cover Norwegians from the Liverpool Philharmonic who score winners against Luton and discover how many times Wigan applied to join the league!! Oh, and we talk about the game!

    COYH!!

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    34 min
  • TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 4-0 LUTON TOWN (NSFW)

    What a game, what a performance and what a return for the M1 Derby - if you were a Watford fan.

    All the reaction from the supporters, Ellie has six points to make, Pete gets confused as there are simply too many Sam's in the world and Paul Turner conducts an entire call when no one can hear him - but frankly all of this is second to the team finally standing up and being counted and putting in the performance of the season!!!!

    COYH!

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    1 hr 5 min
  • The Opposition View - Luton Town (Yes - that's right!)

    Billy from the "Oak Road Hatter" and we discuss their season, a short-lived Play off semi-final hangover from last season, their recruitment and their playing style. We discuss the move from Kenilworth Road to Power Court that will come in a few years' time and the excitement but fear of losing what their current ground gives them. Billy was a lovely guy - so much so that his selection upset Justin in the prediction league that no one is talking about (thank God!).

    Finally, we cover off the advice for before and after the match as posted at the time by the club

    COYH!!

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    32 min
  • Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - M1 DERBY SPECIAL WITH ANDY COLLINS AND JUSTIN DEALEY

    With the big M1 Derby looming Andy Collins and Justin Dealey join the lads to discuss their derby game experiences, hopes and expectations from either side of the great divide. We play the Derby forecast game featuring players who played for both the Hornets and the Hatters, we find out who has a relative that got run over by a glider, and Andy decides that someone should take charge and forms a panel!!! Justin (Dealey) explains his preferred colour Luton kit and does what Justin (Beattie) always does and forecasts a 1-1 and Carl's mum makes an impromptu appearance stealing the show!!

    At some point we also talk about football and grumble about football club owners.

    COYH

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    51 min
  • PART TWO OF TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO MILLWALL 3-0 WATFORD (NSFW)

    Part Two of all the fan reaction after the 3-0 defeat at the Den and a lot of eyes turn warily to the M1 Derby on Sunday with a squad crippled by injuries and a number of transfer windows coming home to roost. Fingers crossed!

    COYH!

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    58 min
  • TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO MILLWALL 3-0 WATFORD (NSFW)

    A humiliation at the Den sees Millwall fully worthy of the 3 points. The fan calls look at our inability to put two results together and question the desire of the squad. This is the first hour of calls from shellshocked Watford fans as we worry about the upcoming Derby at the weekend! Part Two will be out later in the morning.


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    1 hr 2 min
  • The Opposition View - Millwall

    The lads chat with Alex from "That Millwall Podcast". Starting a season playing 5 at the back but not recruiting properly sees the team move to a 4-2-3-1 formation and that's just Millwall!!!! Yes again, we stick our heads out of the Watford bubble to see what the forthcoming opposition's season is looking like, but we still manage to complain about Saturday evening kick offs!!!

    COYH!

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    22 min
  • TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 2-1 NORWICH CITY (NSFW)

    All the fan reaction from the home victory over 2nd placed Norwich City. In the week before this the vibe had been negative following the pitiful performance at Blackpool. A week on the training ground sees Sema and Sarr swapping flanks and the midfield find energy, intensity and seemingly a better balance plus at the back we have a relatively calm assurance. The usual nonsense ensues where we find out if Ellie's mum really is that sweary and people discuss a protest experiment that really looked more like a couple of people suffering from heavy colds! Onwards to Millwall and then the big game next week - Fingers crossed!!

    COYH!!

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    1 hr 16 min
  • The Opposition View - NORWICH CITY

    Justin and Pete talk to Adam from Norwich City Podcast "Pink Uns". The whereabouts of Todd Cantwell, the perceived lack of performances from a Norwich side that sit second, a drunk celebrity chef and other nonsense is discussed before we head over to the score predictions.

    COYH

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    25 min
  • Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - GRUMBLINGS, SKIPS AND HANDERKERCHIEFS

    For the first time in a long time the boys sit down and discuss what's going on at the club. Justin asks, "are we entitled?", Pete bangs on in the usual way and seems rather keen on handerchiefs and finances and Carlos takes us through the many adventures from the Blackpool trip that was only interrupted by an excruciating Watford performance. We learn the safety precautions that should take place when diving into a skip and why going to watch the Women's team may be an affordable and enjoyable way of protesting whilst supporting a Watford team and watching good football!!!

    COYH!!

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    1 hr 13 min

About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.

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