36-year-old Richard Hamilton is a construction

worker down in Wellington.

Last Thursday Richard decided it was time for a

day off. Problem was, he was already at work. What to do, what to do? NOT THIS!

Richard was arrested after he called in a FAKE bomb

threat.

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25-year-old Musab Alshussein caught the attention of Indiana

State Police Wednesday night when they clocked him doing 120 mph in a 70. After a 25 mile high-speed chase, they finally got him with 2 rounds of stop sticks. Musab told the cops he didn’t stop because he thought

they wanted to drag race.

He was arrested.

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Sounds like maybe there was a misunderstanding? Maybe the officials enforcing

the order got a little carried away? I mean, who goes to jail because of a

garage sale? THIS dumb-dumb, that’s who.

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There was a big ol’ barn party in Huntsburg Township, Ohio Saturday night. Despite stay-at-home orders, police had to bust up a gathering of

100+ drunken teenagers who were obviously NOT adhering to social-distancing

guidelines. 

To be fair, it’s possible these kids weren’t even aware of the

guidelines. They were all Amish.

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A Tampa Parks & Rec employee caught some guy working out in a local park. They informed him that, because of social distancing guidelines, the park was closed and he had to leave.

You would think most Tampa residents would know that, unless they're new to town. It was Tom Brady, new QB of the Buccaneers.  

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As if having to close their doors during the coronavirus pandemic wasn't bad enough, a restaurant in New Haven, Connecticut found 42-year-old Louis Ortiz had spent four days inside after breaking in. He spent those 4 days eating a lot of their food and drinking 70 bottles of booze. 

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Facebook got a little more scary recently when 51,000 (and growing) people marked that they're going to a Facebook event titled "Break Joe Exotic Out of Jail - They Can't Stop Us All.

The event is scheduled for May 14th, so we'll see. 

BTW - The event is hosted by the Facebook page "Legalize CRACK for Recreational Use."

Sounds about right.

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The cops were called when 18-year-old Brenden Graves was honking his horn in a hotel parking lot at 4:30 in the morning. When Officers arrived, Brenden led them on a high speed chase. He managed to dodge them but they found him a few hours later in a different town...on the roof of someone else's garage...wearing only his underwear. Huh?

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It's hard to know if Seniqua Lunsford of Atlanta had kidnapping on her mind, or if it was just part of a day that wasn't going as planned. First, Seniqua was involved in a car accident. When a news crew drove up to cover the story live, Seniqua hopped in their van to flee the scene. She didn't realize there was a reporter in the back of the van. They went for a ride (okay, a police chase) and crashed a short while later. Everyone's okay.

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That whole "stealth" thing went right out the window when a man tried to enter a closed business via a pipe. It must have been a large pipe...or a small man...but he wasn't small enough. A passerby heard screams and called 9-1-1. It took police and firefighters 45 minutes to free the man from the pipe and get him to the hospital. He was fine so they happily arrested him. 

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