Mirinda Carfrae of Boulder, CO was competing (virtually, from home) in the Ironman VR Pro Challenge. She was doing well, in 2nd place, until her husband Tim walked in the room. Tim just wasn't watching where he was walking. He tripped over the bike's power cord, unplugging Mirinda's bike and disconnecting her from the race. She didn't win. 

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A 41-year-old Florida woman was arrested this week after police caught her putting plastic Easter eggs stuffed with pornographic pictures in area mailboxes . . . 400 of them. Her excuse was just as confusing a the act itself. she said she wanted to "educate people on the need for churches." 

Happy Easter everyone.

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49-year-old Christopher Canfora doesn't think much of the social distancing guidelines set by his local hardware store, odd since Chris is a paramedic. After laughing at the tape on the floor to keep a distance of 6' between customers, Chris intentionally coughed on the store's cashier and the counter. Police tracked him down at home thanks to the store receipt.   

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Brant Walker is the Mayor of Alton, Illinois. Shortly after ordering the city's police to crack down on public gatherings due to the Coronavirus pandemic, they did just that. They busted up a gathering at the local bar where they arrested Shannon Walker, the Mayor's wife.

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It was a total coincidence that 2 crimes were happening at the same time, at the same place. Saturday night in Eugene, OR a couple got into a fight in a U-Haul parking lot. For some reason the man lit a firework and threw it at the women. It missed her but the sparks ignited the gas under one of the U-Haul trucks. That's also where a 2nd man, unrelated to the couple, was hiding while stealing gas.

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Terence Cole of Chicago just couldn't help himself, he likes Gummi Bears THAT much. He was arrested for a burglary where cops found him munching on a bag of Gummi Bears he had stolen from a previous burglary, tying him back to the original crime. 

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Despite a pandemic, THIS gathering happened last month in the town of Landerneau, France. 3,500 Smurf-Lovers slathered on blue makeup and donned white hats to break the Guinness Record for the Most Number of People Dressed Like Smurfs. Somewhere, Gargamel is giggling.

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A 35-year-old man, clocked doing 100 mph in a 55, told the cops he was in a hurry to get tested for the Coronvirus. While going fast in a Lamborghini is what they're for, police would rather you not. He got a pretty pricey ticket and a suspended license.

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43-year-old Baruch Feldheim of Brooklyn, NY thought it was okay to profit off the current supply and demand created by the COVID-19 pandemic. He's been selling medical supplies on the black market at a hefty 700% markup. When the F.B.I. showed up for some Q&A, Baruch coughed on them and claimed he had the Coronavirus. THAT got him slapped with a charge of assaulting a Federal Officer.    

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It's all true. When police caught up to the car that had been traveling at speeds in excess of 100 mph, they saw a pit bull in the driver's seat with it's owner in the passenger seat handling the wheel and gas pedal. The dog did NOT have a license, the owner DID get a DUI. 

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