The Colvin brothers thought they had a great idea. They traveled from store to store in rural Tennessee and Kentucky, buying up all the hand sanitizer, surgical masks, and antibacterial wipes they could find. They were going to sell it all on Amazon at ridiculous prices, until the Tennessee Attorney General got wind of their plan. They've been shut down.

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40-year-old Christopher James was on a mission when he walked into the Portland, OR VooDoo Doughnut Shop in the middle of the night. Not sure why, but his weapon of choice was a hatchet. After stealing just one box of doughnuts (but no cash), Christopher was quickly located by police about a block away. He had stopped to enjoy his doughnuts.

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Too bad money can't buy brains. In an effort to keep his wife from finding out about his girlfriend, 57-year-old Maurice Sines from Kent, England ordered his driver to lead police on a chase. You see, he was  in the back with his girlfriend at the time.

We're guessing since Maurice was in court this week, his wife found out.

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Not really sure what 34-year-old Brian Baer has against Drew Carey, but it was enough for Brian to go off on a bar patron who pointed out Brian's resemblance to the host of 'The Price Is Right.' Brain was arrested for battery. 

Who doesn't like Drew Carey?  

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We don't know how long they've been together, but chances are they might both be single after this. 19-year-old Anthony and his date were finishing a nice dinner when he reached for his wallet to pay the check. Somehow THAT'S when the gun he had in his pants went off. It hit her in the leg, so it was off to the hospital. 

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18-year-old Jermaine Brown and 2 of his buddies were in the habit of breaking into, and

sometimes stealing, cars. They got away with it . . . until Jermaine used a

stolen

credit card at a

Foot Locker but used his OWN Foot Locker rewards card.

They were arrested last week.

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Sadeja Manigault of Charleston, SC is learning a lesson the hard way. When she and 3 of her friends went out for drinks and dinner, they didn't have enough cash to pay the $77 tab. They left $25 on the table and sneaked out. Unfortunately for Sadeja, she also left her I.D. on the table. Imagine her panic when she realized THAT.

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Some people just don't learn the first time around. A 44-year-old New Jersey woman got in trouble 2 years ago for driving while intoxicated, she added to her troubles by kicking the arresting police officers. Well, she's back at it. She was pulled over for driving on 2 flat tires. This time she kicked the police officers in the chest AND an EMT in the stomach.  

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This one gets extra points for calling herself out on Facebook. She thought she had the perfect formula to taking care of the succulent by her kitchen window. It has thrived for 2 years under her care. Then she went to replant it. It was plastic.

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Imagine this car thief's surprise when the Lincoln Navigator he stole from outside a church turned out to be a hearse . . . a hearse that was 'in-service' if you know what we mean.

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