A routine police visit turned into a 'search-&-rescue' when the woman the police were looking for locked herself in a gun safe. Those are hard to open if you don't know the combination. 

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Marijuana dealer Clifton Collins of Farnaught, Ireland invested heavily in Bitcoin before being arrested and sent away for a few years. He hid the codes in a fishing rod case for safe keeping while serving his time. That's a little fact he should've shared with his landlord, who cleaned out Clifton's apartment and threw the case, and codes, away. 

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Reaching four months of sobriety is a milestone, but be careful how you celebrate. That was a lesson learned by 29-year-old Jackson in Mesa, AZ. He tied one on and decided he deserved a motorcycle. He didn't want to pay for it, he just wanted it. He tried to push it home from the dealership but got tired. The police found him a mile down the road taking a little break.

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Tampa Bay, Florida . . . where the dummies now travel in packs. After 3 men robbed a CVS and got away with a LOT of prescription drugs, mostly opioids. On the trip back to their hideout they started emptying pills bottles and throwing them out the window. Police easily followed the trail and arrested them a short time later.

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When Seloni Khetarpal's parents took her off the family cell phone plan, she kind of threw a hissy fit and called 9-1-1. She's 36-years-old. She called more than once so the cops finally paid a visit . . . and arrested HER for disrupting public services.

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He may not have planned this out as well as he thought. Paul robbed a Taco Bell in Watervliet, New York. Rather than make a getaway (ya know, get as far away as possible from the scene of the crime) he wandered into a nearby "Gentlemen's Club." That's where police found him a whole 3 minutes after the robbery.

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It's not the first time someone in Florida tried to steal steaks by shoving them down their pants. This particular case took a turn when the thief shed his clothes in an effort to escape from the police. He didn't get far, they tased him.

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Once again, it seems the criminals are doing ALL the work in Florida. Last week a 63-year-old man pulled over a cop car to ask for directions. Pulling over a cop seems risky, especially when you've had too much to drink and shouldn't be driving at ALL.

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Dating apps can be a gamble, you're never sure what you're going to get. Shelby learned that lesson the hard way when she swiped right and wound up as the getaway driver for bank robbery. 

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A judge in New Zealand dismissed DUI charges against an 18-year-old musician. Why? Because the young man wrote a beautiful song about his ordeal. This...seems...weird.  

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