Yes, it's true. The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile was stopped for failing to pull over when an emergency vehicle was rushing by with lights and sirens on. Sometimes the jokes are too easy.

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Just another wacky afternoon in South Carolina. After responding to a call of a reported burglary, things went sideways when the police dog decided to go after a cow on the property. The dog was tased in an effort to get him to release the cow. THEN the cow (understandably upset) kicked the officer AND the property owner. Oh how we wish there were video.

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Residents of Ashland, Massachusetts can rest easier now after a serial pooper was finally caught and arrested. 8 times over the last month or so a local store found that someone was using their parking lot as a restroom. After a police stake-out, they caught her in the act.

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When police showed up at his work, Daniel jumped into the nearest pond and tried to hide out underwater until they left. They didn't leave. David ran out of breath. He was arrested...gasping. 

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A London man will spend 16 Months in jail after calling in a fake bomb threat to delay the flight he was about to miss. He's also been banned from the airport. Yep, seems about right. 

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A couple of would-be jewelry store robbers had it all planned out. She held the door while he snatched-&-grabbed around $80,000 in gold chains. He ran out that door pretty dang fast. So fast that he didn't notice when the fanny pack he was wearing got caught and was ripped right off. It's okay, the police can return it to him along with his I.D. 

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The devil's in the details. A bank robbery (well, attempted bank robbery) went South when the robber forgot to cut eye holes in the pillow case before throwing it over his head for a disguise. Since he couldn't see, he had to abandon that idea and remove the pillow case. They got him.  

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When he didn't have enough money to buy a taco off the $1 menu at Taco Bell, a kind worker gave him one for free. For some reason THAT set him off (it wasn't the right kind of taco) and the whole thing ended with his arrest.

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Greg was the manager of the Rare Book Room at Carnegie Library in Pittsburgh. Some of the books in that room were not only rare, but also very valuable. Over the course of 25 years he managed to steal and sell 300 books worth over $8 million dollars. When the crime was discovered, Greg was really the only suspect. 

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When the police in LaGrange County, Indiana got a noise complaint call, the LAST thing they expected to find was, quote, "a large Amish party." They figure there were at least 250 people in attendance. 38 of 'em got arrested.

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