A man hired for Drivers Ed in Wisconsin decided it would be okay to show up for work drunk. The school principal and the student in the backseat thought otherwise.

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30-year-old Nathaniel King broke into a Cartersville, GA tire store and somehow managed to get buried and trapped under a pile of tires. He had to call 911 to be rescued . . . and then arrested. 

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I guess you can't blame a lady for trying. When police pulled over a 46-year-old woman in Florida, they couldn't help but notice the strong odor of marijuana coming from the car. She told them it was okay, she had a Medical Marijuana Card. She also had a crack pipe and a good-size stash under the seat. The card doesn't really cover that. 

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A woman in Indiana entered a gas station and asked to see their security camera footage.  She identified herself as an FBI agent, even had the official FBI hat. When cops caught up to her later she identified herself as being with the CIA (guess she forgot which agency she was pretending to be from). Oh, and the car she was driving was stolen.

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The Husband-Of-The-Year Award will NOT be going to Brian Kolb of Victor, New York. After ringing in the New Year and throwing back few drinks, Brian crashed his SUV and told the tow-truck driver that his wife was driving. I guess he was too drunk to remember that SHE WASN'T EVEN IN THE CAR!

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Julie Miller knew that she wasn't going to pass

the drug test ordered by her parole officer. For some reason she thought it

might work to substitute her "sample" with one she borrowed from her

dog. Julie was arrested, the dog had no comment.

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I should clarify that it was a fight over Kelly's TV Show, not Kelly herself. Linda was trying to watch "The Kelly Clarkson Show" but her boyfriend Ronald kept talking and distracting her. Linda hauled off and punched Ronald to keep him quiet. Ronald returned the favor. They were both arrested.

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It's usually a nice gesture when a husband has his wife's picture tattooed on his skin. This particular guy chose a very unflattering picture of his wife and let's just say that this will cost him a little more than the ink job did. 

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A couple in North Carolina was woken in the middle of the night by strange noises in their house. They hid in a closet and called 9-1-1. Police searched but didn't find an intruder. It was Harry, their new robot vacuum.

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On the BBC version of Antiques Roadshow, someone brought in a bottle from 1840. The 'expert' popped a syringe through the cork and took a taste. He probably shouldn't have done that. Turns out the bottle was filled with urine. Sure, he knows that NOW!

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