The night that Joseph Baker from Bloomington, Indiana was pulled over for drunk driving also happened to be the first night of Indiana's "Stay-At-Home" order. He could be facing (on TOP of his drunk driving charges) a $1,000 fine and 6 months behind bars. Oof. 

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Things escalated quickly after a neighbor asked 47-year-old Benjamin Layland of Manchester, New Hampshire to turn the volume down a little bit. I guess Benjamin wasn't concerned about being invited to the next block party, he grabbed a sword and chased the complaining neighbor. 

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When police answered a call about a domestic incident in Glenwood, WV, the suspect took off in his car and the cops followed. Randall Lee Mays ditched his car on the banks of the Ohio River, jumped in and floated away on a log. Police, knowing how rivers work, fished him out 3 miles down river.  

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45-year-old Robert and 35-year-old Kamron entered a Bass Fishing Tournament back in October of 2018. They were disqualified when officials caught them cheating. Now they're both facing 5 years in prison which seems little harsh, the prize was only $2,500. This would be a good time to mention that tournament officials can usually tell if the fish you turn in actually came from the lake you're fishing. 

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Dan Marcotte from Lake Country, British Columbia is trying to get back in his neighbors' good graces. Dan was caught on video buying all the meat at the local grocery store, and that video went viral so everybody knows what he did. After receiving several death threats, (really, death threats?) Dan has since made a sizable donation to the local food bank.   

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It's just a given that college kids think they're bullet-proof. So it was no surprise when the Florida shores were overrun with Spring Breakers ready to let loose, despite CDC warnings. Now some of those kids are testing positive for COVID-19, and passing it along to others.  

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Jose got busted trying to use a stolen debit card. When he found out the cops were on their way he tried to eat the card. He now knows what you already knew, you can't do that.

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We give Miley from Vancouver credit for this one since she fessed up online. Long story short...Miley thought that a block of cheese was a bar of soap. Not just once. Nope. It when on for a couple of days. Just to make sure we all understand, do NOT wash your hands with a block of cheese. 

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Kiyoshi Shibamura is a die-hard fan of the Orix Buffaloes. He's also an idiot. His big idea to get a section all to himself cost his favorite team about 10.86 million yen, or roughly $105,000. After making up 1,873 different names and reserving that many seats, he cancelled all but 1 right before the end of the reservation period. Putz.

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Maybe 'reunite' isn't the right word. It shouldn't really be that hard since whoever left the coke and cash ALSO left behind their ID.

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