Gregory paid a visit to his family, hoping they'd be willing to back him financially on his quest to win AGT. It didn't go well. Actually, it couldn't have gone much worse.

They say "Those That Can, Do; Those That Can't, Teach." Never has it been truer than in the case of a college professor caught in an international  money-laundering scheme. Guess his class on International Studies will be on hold for the next 20-or-so years.

When a customer walked into a credit union and withdrew a bunch of cash, the teller got a bright idea. (Not really). This is the Dumb Tale of the Reverse Bank Robbery.

When a restaurant employee walked INTO the bathroom, everything was fine. When he walked OUT he had somehow managed to cause around $300,000 in damage to the restaurant and the hotel it's in.

When police figured out that she had made a fake 9-1-1 call last Friday, an investigation led them to arrest a 38-year-old woman who they believe made 24,000 bogus 9-1-1 calls in a short 6 months. THAT'S commitment.

When he got pulled over for speeding, Jon told the police that he was in a hurry to get home because he was cheating on his wife. No sympathy from the cops there. That was just the beginning of a bad day for Jon from Tampa, FL.

Is it smart to advertise that you might be up to something illegal? A 38-year-old man in Oklahoma City was caught trying to steal an ATV. Not much of a big deal, but the shirt he was wearing at the time makes him stand out as Doc's Dumb-Dumb of the Day.

The nerds of the world have a new King after today's Dumb Dumb kicked down the door to Ben Ball's apartment. The intruder was looking for an ex-girlfriend, what he got instead was a battle ax to the chest. Ben's a nerd but he's a nerd with weaponry and a can-do attitude.

Well, a bird on the shoulder is about as close as this drunk driver came to playing pirate. It wasn't just any bird, this guy was caught driving under the influence with a live chicken on his shoulder.

Charlie didn't know the number to McDonald's, so he called 9-1-1 instead to order himself a Happy Meal. They dispatched an officer to Charlie's house for a welfare check and that officer swung through the drive-thru to grant Charlie's wish. Doesn't this seem like a bad lesson to teach a 5-year-old?