41-year-old James Kerr's day went from bad to worse real quick. When a deputy showed up at his house to arrest him, James first tried to run him over with his riding lawn mower. A short slow-speed chase ended in a nearby ditch and James pulled a gun. The deputy was a quicker draw.

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William Milstead's done it before, maybe THIS time he'll learn his lesson. He was trying to skirt a background check that would've uncovered his prior 13 felony arrests, so he submitted a suspicious letter from his "supervisor" at the Police Department.

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44-year-old Veronica Torres used her Mother's driver's license and SS# to scam almost $8000 from a hurricane relief fund in Florida. When asked why she looked SO much younger than her photo ID, Veronica told the city employee it was thanks to Botox injections. Veronica did NOT get a check.

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When Jordan McCourt-Night and Harley Hall of Hope, England hopped off the train, they realized they'd left a bag of illegal drugs behind. Jordan decided to report the bag as missing. Too bad someone had already looked inside. 

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A man driving what looked like an unmarked police car used red and blue flashing lights to run a stop light. 2 problems with that; He wasn't actually a police officer, but the guy in the other car at the intersection was.

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38-year-old Justin Taylor, the Assistant Fire Chief in Westwego, LA, was arrested recently for altering packages of Pokémon cards at Target. There's a lot of money in rare Pokémon cards. We get it.

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60-year-old Ronald Spiker was arrested after stealing a TV, loading it into a stolen golf cart, and heading into a pine forest to elude police. It didn't work because golf carts aren't really known for their off-road capabilities.

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It happened in Kent, WA where a man's misfortune was caught on a gas station's surveillance cameras. First, a gun fell out of his pants. Second, he picked it up and tucked it back in his waistband. Third, he fell to the floor. Fourth, he got up and hobbled out. Long story short, he'd shot himself in the butt.

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Emanuel "Mongo" Jones was arrested after getting drunk and punchy after the Georgia Bulldogs/Florida Gators game Nov 2nd. He punched a horse in the face, a horse ridden by a police officer. 

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Keeping a low profile while conducting illegal business is smart. This guy didn't read the handbook. He was loaded up with 52 baggies of cocaine and heroin when he was spotted hopping on a city bus without paying for the ride.

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