After a fight with his wife 4 days prior, police discovered an unnamed 44-year-old man "staying" in someone's Davenport, FL home to avoid her. When police arrived the man was preparing supper and getting ready for a bath. "Sure, make yourself right at home."

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A 42-year-old man, whose legal name is Loony John Franklin Toon, disappeared onto a golf course Friday night after a police chase. 

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Boy, was THIS guy surprised when 36-year-old Kristin Spearman, his ex, delivered a marriage license showing they were married. She had pulled a fast one with an area pastor and a county clerk, now she's in jail. We don't have much hope this marriage will last.

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Jose Perez of Salt Lake City was arrested after lunch with a buddy took an unexpected turn. Jose had gotten it into his head that his friend was a werewolf and felt he needed to take appropriate actions.

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72-year-old Samuel Thomas of St. Petersburg, FL has called 911 647 times to complain about his neighbors, and that's in just the last 6 months. Records show Sam has called 911 16,000 times in the last five years.

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19-year-old Cody Mallon learned the hard way that just because the prison's closed doesn't mean the locks don't work. He also learned you shouldn't trespass in a closed prison, alone, in the middle of the night.

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43-year-old Shanna Tognarelli led police on a high-speed chase before driving into someone's backyard and jumping in their in-ground swimming pool. 

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A driver in Denver, CO tried to flee the scene of an accident with a police officer in their car. The cop had gotten in to shut of the vehicle's engine when they found the driver unresponsive behind the wheel. When that driver woke up, all hell broke loose.

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A Walmart customer in Arizona was trying to buy 9 avocados at self-checkout. Instead of punching in 9, they punched in 999 and freaked when they thought Walmart was trying to rip them off.  

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23-year-old John Robinson was going to be late for his Spirit Airlines flight from Detroit to L.A. His solution for delaying the plane's departure was ill-advised, and illegal as all get-out.

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