Prison guards at Pococi Penitentiary spotted a fence-jumper the other night. It was a cat, but strapped TO that cat were packages of drugs. The cat was captured but not detained. The delivery was not made.

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Johnnie Norman wanted to surprise his potato-chip-loving wife for her birthday. She was surprised all right. Johnnie bought 30 small bags of potato chips and asked the hotel to spread them on the bed before they arrived. He didn't ask them to open the bags and dump the chips, they did that for free.

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Who knew the devil shopped at Walmart? A woman caught shoplifting told authorities the devil, yes, THE devil told her to buy the items for someone else. The devil could not be reached for comment.

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L.A. resident Michael Duarte returned home one night to discover a stranger in his bed.
That was just the tip of the iceberg. What the stranger did BEFORE climbing into bed, naked, is what's getting everyone's attention.   

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Male, 24, looking for a new roommate. That's what happens when your previous roommate steals your food, has an allergic reaction, then wants YOU to pay his medical bill. 

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The McGirr family ran up a $200 tab at the Horse And Jockey Pub in Tideswell, England, paid their bill and left. Management got the impression the family left without paying and took their beef to social media, including videos and photos of Peter and Ann McGirr and their kids. Except the HAD paid, then they SUED.

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38-year-old Gordon Pierce owed someone $20,000. His plan to pay it back was a long-shot. (HA!) He dragged an 800 pound cannon from a park, cut it up, and delivered it to his drug dealer. The dealer didn't want it.  

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It was just a matter of time. A 47-year-old man became the first "I got too close to the bison" victim of 2025 at Yellowstone National Park. He'll be fine. 

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55-year-old Victoria Vidal was arrested after a traffic stop in Akron, Ohio. While cops were putting the cuffs on for an outstanding warrant, Victoria's "passenger", a raccoon name Chewy, hopped into the driver's seat while holding a meth pipe. 

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An unidentified 29-year-old man climbed a chain link fence at a zoo in the Philippines to snap a selfie with a life-size plastic crocodile. You can already see where this is going, right?

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