Yes, it's ironic. The less-than-a-year-old state-of-the-art fire station in Stadtallendorf, Germany is pretty much a total loss after a vehicle fire spread to the entire building. Too bad they didn't have some type of alarm system in place. 

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39-year-old Joseph Moreton was arrested after a confusing and flammable night in Port St. Lucie, FL. FYI, as weapons go, tasers trump flashlights.

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51-year-old John McKee has gotten in trouble before, so this time he had to step it up a notch. He was pulled over the night of August 23rd while behind the wheel of a Power Wheels Barbie Jeep. We have no idea where he was going at a top speed of 5 mph. 

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When Rashad and Charlesnisha's car was repossessed, they showed up at the storage yard to retrieve their personal belongings. You know, the usual, like a semi-automatic handgun, 9 lbs. of marijuana, some mushrooms, a little ecstasy, and packaging materials. They were arrested on the spot.   

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Police in Portland, OR pulled over Mia Baggenstos and Reginald Reynold for driving a stolen car. During a search of the car they found a bag they couldn't NOT look in. It said "Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs." Guess what was in the bag.

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Sheldon Badger recently found out his penalty for losing a game of Hide & Seek with police in Prince Albert, Canada. He got 8 years for shooting at police who were chasing him. They eventually found him hiding in a septic tank.

Gross. 

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Here's the problem with wanting everyone to watch everything you do. Sometimes you do something stupid, and everyone's watching.

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23-year-old Ashley Huff was arrested after a traffic stop in Gainesville, GA when cops found residue on a spoon in her car. Ashley told them it was SpaghettiOs sauce, the authorities thought it was meth. It took over 3 months for results to reveal the truth and by then Ashley had already spent 47 behind bars. 

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For the record, neither meth OR shotgun shells are allowed to be carried onto in airplane at Philadelphia International Airport. Can't blame a guy for tryin', but you can arrest him. 

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Bonnie Campbell drove her Nissan Pathfinder onto a runway at Tulsa Riverside Airport.
We think she may have been trying to find a recycling center because her car was filled with empty beer cans. 

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