Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

It was just a matter of time. A 47-year-old man became the first "I got too close to the bison" victim of 2025 at Yellowstone National Park. He'll be fine. 

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55-year-old Victoria Vidal was arrested after a traffic stop in Akron, Ohio. While cops were putting the cuffs on for an outstanding warrant, Victoria's "passenger", a raccoon name Chewy, hopped into the driver's seat while holding a meth pipe. 

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An unidentified 29-year-old man climbed a chain link fence at a zoo in the Philippines to snap a selfie with a life-size plastic crocodile. You can already see where this is going, right?

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The Clayton County Jail went on lockdown when a convicted killer went missing. He wasn't in his cell at bed check so they needed to find him real quick. It took 12 hours but they finally found him . . . right where they'd left him.

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The good news, James Farthing won $167.3 Million in the Kentucky Powerball. The bad news, he was arrested the next day while out celebrating his good fortune. 

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If it weren't for doorbell cameras, we wouldn't know how truly odd the world is. Emily Hesters was caught on camera stealing an adult tricycle from someone's home in Arcadia, FL. Her outfit during the heist is what brought her to our attention.

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Uber driver Robert Rose bragged to a rider about the drugs he had stashed in a "false bottom" aerosol can. The rider let cops in on Robert's secret, and when they caught up with him he was wearing a t-shirt that said "Retired Drug Dealer." 

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69-year-old Anthony Collier ran a red light in a rental while making his getaway from a successful bank robbery. That success was short lived when he ran a red light.

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Lucas Brown is not a patient man. With only 2 days left in a 90 day stay at the Pueblo County jail, he decided 88 days was enough and escaped . . . briefly. Now he'll be there a little while longer.

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Police found 4 of the eggs hidden around Lufkin, TX after being tipped off by Avante Nicholson's Facebook post with a picture of the eggs. A man and his granddaughter found a fifth egg in a city park. 

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