It wasn't a real turtle, but 29-year-old Cade Logan got in real trouble when he entered the backyard of a home in Cape Coral, FL and tried to make off with a decorative turtle lawn ornament. Police were called and they found Cade crouching behind bushes.

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Heather Kovar, the weekend anchor at KBTX in Bryan, TX, was arrested Monday after getting in a fight with her boyfriend. Tuesday the station had to report on that arrest. Bummer.

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Slow and steady lost the race Wednesday in Lakeland, FL. Troy had stolen the scooter, some jewelry, and gaming devices from Walmart. Cops spotted him outside a Dunkin' Donuts and gave chase. A very slow, very short chase.

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A Florida woman, 41-year-old Lauren Riley, was arrested in St. Petersburg during a routine traffic stop. She was acting suspiciously and police could see drug paraphernalia in the car. They found the bag, labeled "Bag of Drugs," in her purse and inside that bag of drugs were drugs.

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A 22-year-old man was witnessed jumping in a Seattle Fire Department truck at 3:30 in the morning while the crew was out on a call. He didn't get far because he didn't know how to release the parking brake.   

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CrowdStrike, the company responsible for what some have called the largest IT outage ever, is trying to make things right. They're having issues with that.

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Waiting until a week before your wedding to suggest a prenuptial agreement seems like a bad idea, especially if your future wife has anger issues. 

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28-year-old Jacob Gregory of Springfield, MO was arrested after an attempted carjacking. The car was stopped in traffic and there was a Greene County deputy behind hit.  

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This time it was at a Longhorn Steakhouse in Panama City, FL. The woman "forgot" to pay her restaurant tab and left in such a hurry that she forgot her purse. All heck broke loose when she went back to get it.   

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Three teenagers were arrested after being caught inside Trentham Racecourse in Upper Hutt, New Zealand. Police response was almost immediate since police were using the grounds that day for patrol dog training.

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