Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

The old line is "there's always room for Jell-O." Except when it's spiked with vodka and you're giving it to 10-year-olds.  

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Roy Biggs is probably the kind of guy who doesn't bother reading directions. If he had, he would've known where the safety was on his flare gun.  

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When 58-year-old Carl Dimino was pulled over in Richland, Mississippi, the officer couldn't help but notice an odor coming from the car. When they asked Carl if he'd been smoking marijuana, he handed over the joint he'd been enjoying moments before. That led to a search and turned out to be the tip of the iceburg.

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Keddrick Jones Jr. donned a werewolf mask to rob a New Orleans business, he just didn't put it on soon enough. The camera in the back alley caught his face before he entered the store. Timing is everything.

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Joshua Lowe learned a hard lesson when he was sentenced to 8 months in jail after emailing a fake bomb threat to a Carnival cruise ship. His girlfriend and her family, who Josh also lived with, took a cruise without him. Rather than invite him, they asked him to stay behind and pet-sit.

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45-year-old Annamae Martinez was clocked going 120 mph so police pursued. She drove another 100 miles before they finally stopped her with spike strips. Her next move was a little . . . unexpected.

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If you rob a grocery store with a machete, it's going to make the news. 33-year-old Jeffrey Bradburn made off with a cinnamon bun and some incense but was caught by police nearby when he stopped to enjoy it. The cinnamon bun, not the incense.

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59-year-old Donna Elkins went a little overboard protecting her "land." When she saw two teen boys fishing on what she thought was her property, she held them at gunpoint until police arrived. Those police arrested Donna, mostly because the teens were never on her land to begin with. 

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Jonathan Chapa thought he'd lost the cops after leading them on a high speed chase. He didn't know there was also a helicopter following his every move, including when he stopped at a gas station to fill up his tires. He was arrested.

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40-year-old Matthew Scott has a history of residential burglaries dating back to 2007.
While out on probation, and in an ankle monitor, he did again. 

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