Look, I like prime rib as much as the next guy, but a wedding is NO place to get in a physical fight over someone budging in the buffet line. 

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To be clear, there wasn't a monkey driving a car through the drive-thru. THAT was Tammy Gardner, who apparently owns more than one monkey. This particular "pet" jumped from Tammy's car and right through the drive-up window, attacking a barista who required stitches and vaccinations afterward. Mind your monkey, Tammy.

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A Hungarian man found himself on the wrong side of a bullet train after stepping outside for a smoke at a scheduled stop but not finishing fast enough. When the train started heading out, the man jumped on but couldn't get IN it. 

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An unnamed Austrian neurosurgeon was let go by her hospital after allegedly allowing her 13-year-old daughter to participate in an emergency surgery. The patient, a 33-year-old man, is a little upset.       

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Here's the problem with committing thefts in the middle of the night, you can't always see what's right in front of you, like dog poop in the yard of the house you're breaking into. 20-year-old Brian Harold learned the hard way why it's so important to watch your step.

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When confronted by a Dollar General employee for stuffing Hot Pockets into HIS pockets, Daniel Hudson flashed a gun and they let him go. Cops found him at his workplace, in the breakroom, eating . . . well, we don't want to ruin the surprise.

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Neither one of Karlton Johnson's tactics worked after being pulled over in Broward County, Florida. First he flashed a badge and told the Highway Patrol he was "of of them." When THAT didn't work he told them his cousin was Shaquille O'Neal. Neither one worked and Mr. Johnson was arrested.

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Dakota Crater of Kansas City, MO offered up a reason he was driving so fast, 107 in a 65 mph zone, when cops pulled him over January 3rd . . . he was distracted by the video game he was playing while behind the wheel. Should've kept that part to himself, maybe. 

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Inspector Titus Phiri is now inmate Titus Phiri after ringing in 2025 with an ill-advised release of 13 criminals. Titus had too much to drink and was feeling nothing but love for the 13 men and women he set free so they could "enjoy ringing in the New Year."

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A man in India went to extreme measures to "quit" his job rather than face the relative who owned the company and just tell them he didn't want to work there anymore. We do agree with one thing . . . when you hate your job so much you're willing to chop off your own fingers as a way out, it's time to go. 

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