Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

By MWCComedy

Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day episodes

March 28, 2025 Some Clown Bearing A Resemblance To A McDonald's Mascot Got Arrested At Burger King
40-year-old Christopher Marlowe has a history with Palm Bay, FL police, who didn't seem too surprised they found him at Burger King in a cheap "Ronald McDonald" costume. They also found his bag stuffed with more clown clothes, clown noses, and a flare gun. Christopher was arrested.
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2 min
March 27, 2025 Hey, People In Florida, Tip Your Dairy Queen Workers Better
44-year-old Allison Fetting robbed a Dairy Queen at gunpoint in Coconut Creek, FL.
Instead of taking the cash from the register, she grabbed the tip jar off the counter and ran. Her take was $1.50. Yes, the decimal point's in the right place.
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2 min
March 25, 2025 It's Hard To Tell, But I Think He Said Her Hand Is Stuck In His Mouth
A young couple showed up together at an ER in Jilin, China. They didn't have a choice, they were kind of "connected" at the time. While trying to shoot a funny video for the internet HER hand had become stuck in HIS mouth.
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3 min
March 21, 2025 Why Would Someone Steal A Toilet? Well, It Was Solid Gold And Worth $6.2 Million.
Michael Jones and Fred Doe faced a judge this week for stealing, cutting up, melting, and selling parts of a $6.2 million solid gold toilet/piece of artwork that had been installed in the birthplace palace of Sir Winston Churchill. I swear, can't make this stuff up.
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2 min
March 20, 2025 Florida Man Chugs His Beer Before Exiting The Ambulance He Stole
43-year-old Michael Esquilin took a joy ride last Saturday night in a stolen ambulance. He brought his own refreshments, too. Dash cams caught Mike chugging his beer before before being hauled out of the ambulance by Troopers in Tampa, FL.
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2 min
March 19, 2025 "Exotic Animal Handler" Forgets Gator Underneath Motel Bed
To say the motel's cleaning staff was surprised is an understatement. When they went in to clean the room they found a 3' alligator under the bed. It was forgotten there by the previous guest, an exotic animal handler.
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2 min
March 18, 2025 Florida Man Pulled A Gun On St. Patrick's Day When The Bar's Karaoke Didn't Work
He just wanted to SING, but 34-year-old Aaron Jablonski took things a little too far when he pulled a gun Saturday night/Sunday morning inside the Overtime Sports Bar. He was upset because the bar's karaoke machine was out of order.
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2 min
March 17, 2025 If Cops Kick You Out Of The House, Don't Expect To Be Let Back In For Your Bag Of Drugs
A homeowner called police to help get rid of Christopher Newton. Shortly after being shown the door, Christopher texted the homeowner that he'd left behind a bag of drugs.
The cops were still there and found it right where he said it'd be.
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2 min
March 14, 2025 If You're Going To Pull Over And Fall Asleep, Don't Forget To Pull Over FIRST
18-year-old Nicholas Walton was found, asleep, in his pickup on a New Hampshire highway early one Saturday morning. He had stopped in the middle of the lane and locked the doors but hadn't put it in Park. Police arrived and handled it.
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3 min
March 10, 2025 As Funny As It Sounds, You Still Get Arrested When You "Whack A Man With A Pringles Can"
28-year-old Shanika Serdahl was arrested after hitting a man in the face with a can of Pringles at a 7-Eleven in Orland, FL. Once you pop . . .
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2 min