It was a case of "Who's Who?" in New Orleans when 32-year-old Renandson Parfait was arrested for identity theft. When his buddy Alan showed up to bail him out, HE was arrested, too.    

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27-year-old Zachary Muller was looking to unload a golf cart he had stolen, but posting it for sale online drew the attention of local authorities. They pretended to be interested buyers and set up a meeting, but Zach figured it out and took off on the golf cart. Too bad for Zach, the K-9 unit was faster. 

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A Casey's General Store employee, 34-year-old Kelsey Schnetzler, admitted to placing a cup over a surveillance camera so she could sneak away with around $24,000 worth of lottery tickets.

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45-year-old William Gilchrist likes to play cops and . . . cops. The impersonator's car even had flashing blue lights and a siren. The car he pulled over trumped him by having a real cop behind the wheel.

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Actually, he just wanted the train to back up. Since they don't usually do that, 26-year-old Isaiah Spendlove tried to force the engineer to back up. That's called hijacking. 

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Two men got into it on an early Sunday morning. The guy on the tricycle was using a flashlight for a headlight, the other guy on the beach didn't like the light in his face. A machete was swung and police were called.

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A Wells Fargo in Jupiter, FL left their door unlocked and 33-year-old Colton Vanhohenstein took advantage of the situation. He didn't get away with any money (THAT was locked up) but he still got charged with burglary of an unoccupied structure.  

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38-year-old Joshua Garrett probably thought he found a pretty good hiding spot while eluding police. He may have been right had his cell phone not started ringing.

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The guy who shot himself in a Kroger parking lot is not in as much trouble as his friend who picked up the gun afterwards and ran away to hide it. HE was a felon on parole, and since cops had evidence he had been in possession of a firearm, that's a parole violation.

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36-year-old Nathaniel Posten interviewed for a job at Cole's Hardware April 2nd, and helped himself to store merchandise on his way out. Not exactly a positive first impression. 

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