Brandon Mattingly mowed down 15 or so mailboxes in a residential area of Mount Vernon, Indiana. His SUV inflicted quite a bit of damage, but it's hard to know if it was on purpose or just really bad driving. Alcohol was involved. 

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30-year-old Josiah Darling felt the need to lie to police when they asked for his name. To his credit, he picked (possibly) the biggest liar in the history of television characters. 

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A 26-year-old man in Turkey was arrested after using a stolen forklift to break into a jewelry store. After scooping up a variety of gold rings, necklaces, bracelets, etc., he made his getaway on a donkey. That is not a typo. 

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An Amazon delivery driver was apparently enjoying BuzzBallz while on his route in China Spring, Texas. After driving over a resident's mailbox, he was witnessed stuffing empty BuzzBallz containers down a storm drain. Police arrived before the driver had time to sober up. 

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A burglar tried to make his getaway after breaking in to a woman's home in Derbyshire, England. He should've mapped out his escape route first. After squeezing through a fence, he found himself surrounded by 8 llamas in a farmer's field. Those llamas weren't letting him go without making sure he'd been sufficiently psychologically scarred. 

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23-year-old Benjamin Rakel visited Whiskey Wings in Largo, FL and walked out on his $64.18 tab. He was arrested when he went back the next day to retrieve the phone charger he'd left the night before.

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Cops were called to a home in Boardman, Ohio last week. The call was for a domestic disturbance and there was a weapon involved ... a pan of lasagna. 

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33-year-old Ricky Taylor picked an "unusual" weapon when he robbed a Taco Bell in Muncie, Indiana. He was arrested a block away, still in possession of the pruning shears he used in the hold up. 

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If cops pull you over because your car's on fire, there's a good chance they're going to want a breathalyzer. Florida Man Patrick Rinaldi and his wife barely escaped tragedy last Friday but Patrick couldn't escape a DUI.    

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An unnamed man in Pittsburgh had to be rescued after removing his clothes and jumping in the river at Point State Park. This all happened AFTER he stole a full-sized $30,000 harp from someone's home.

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