How fast would you drive to get home before your favorite show starts? For THIS lady it's 108 mph.

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Jake Minervini-Blue was caught outside the Oklahoma County Detention Center with a shovel. First he said he was trying to get to his girlfriend on the inside. Then he said he was planting a flower. Cops checked his background and found outstanding warrants. Jake went from an "outside visitor" to "inside guest" real quick. 

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Devon Turner of Cape Coral, FL was on his way to court for burglary charges when he burgled again. He was caught trying to steal a shirt to wear to court.

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Cory Coddington had quite the day Sunday in Deerfield, FL. After wrapping his SUV around a tree and stealing a woman's car when she stopped to offer help, Cory drove to a Chick-fil-A and helped himself to a child's french fries. When cops found Cory at a nearby gas station, he put up a good fight before finally being arrested.

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40-year-old Victor Rivas tried to get away from the cops who stopped him by jumping off an Interstate overpass and into a Louisiana swamp. He may have briefly escaped from police, but Louisiana swamps are filled with alligators. Victor failed to escape from THEM.

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A security guard in Bangkok was busted after breaking into a Buddhist temple's donation boxes. His method of concealment included a cloth over his head and ... chanting a concealment spell he believed would prevent others from noticing him. Spell didn't take, the guard was arrested.

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Just because you thought you saw a man in camo carrying a bazooka doesn't mean you really saw what you think you did. Check twice before calling 911.

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68-year-old Diane Blalock called 911 from an Ocala, FL bar because they wouldn't give her a Jell-O shot. She called 4 times before a policeman finally arrived ... to arrest her for misusing 911.

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38-year-old John Mack traveled to Key West, FL from La Grange, IL for Memorial Day Weekend. He made it a trip to remember (or forget) after stealing a cop car to get from one bar to another. 

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18-year-old Kristian Cochran was already wearing a court-ordered ankle monitor when he decided to start busting into cars in Dayton, Ohio. That gave police all the evidence they needed.

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