Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

By MWCComedy

Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day episodes

August 12 When Your Vanity Plates Go From Inspirational To Ironic (a.k.a. Don't Drink & Drive )
Arizona State Troopers pulled over a motorist in Flagstaff and noticed they showed "obvious signs of impairment." Ironically, the driver's vanity plates said "Arrive Alive" in a frame that read "Drive Sober: Or Get Pulled Over." Oof.
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2 min
August 11 When A Cops Asks "Why Are You Naked?" Try To Have A Story Ready
First, 36-year-old Emily Fair stole a Pleasant Prairie, WI ambulance pickup in the middle of the night. Next she tried using the truck's radio to find food. When cops finally got her to stop they couldn't help but notice ... Emily wasn't wearing any clothes.
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3 min
August 10 You Know It's Good BBQ When It's Worth Getting Fired AND Arrested For
42-year-old Eduardo Moraga didn't care much for his job at Planet Fitness in Coconut Creek, FL. He went out with a bang by stealing a gym member's credit card, making his way to a local barbecue joint, and enjoying some food and beer before being arrested.
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2 min
August 05 Nebraskan Gun Owner's "How To" Video Became A "Hot NOT To Video"
After purchasing a new 9mm pistol from Scheels in Lincoln, Nebraska, a 21-year-old man and his girlfriend only made it as far as the parking lot before there was trouble. Once back in their car, she was taking a video of him demonstrating how to rack a handgun when the gun accidentally discharged.
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2 min
August 04 Has "I Meant To Pay" Ever Worked For Someone Caught Shoplifting? It Didn't (Again) This Time.
This one's making the rounds mostly because of the higher profile of the person arrested. Amy McGrath, the Managing Director of ASU Preparatory Academy in Phoenix, AZ, was arrested for trying to walk out of a Target in Orlando, FL with $1,000.00 in merchandise. She hadn't paid but argued she "meant to."
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3 min
August 03 Red Flag: She Tries To Burn Down The Church The Day Before Your Wedding
Lenita Moreno was arrested for arson after starting a fire in her own wedding venue. The day before the ceremony, while setting up and decorating, the fire alarm went off. Authorities determined it was Lenita who started the fire under a chair using "items out of the ordinary."
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2 min
July 24 California's "Bacon 'n' Booze Bandit" Busted
It's not so much that 39-year-old Shanae Watkins shoplifted bacon and vodka from 2 different grocery stores in Roseville, CA ... it was the amount; 19 packages of Oscar Mayer Thick-Cut Bacon and 12 handles of Tito's Vodka. She was caught. She was arrested.
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2 min
July 23 When Better Judgement & Brains Lose Out To Temptation
39-year-old Christopher Burton-Frazier just couldn't help himself. He somehow managed to steal a "Bearcat" (Ballistic Engineered Armored Response Counter Attack Truck) from the New Jersey Transit Police Emergency Service Unit. It's worth around $500,000, so they really wanted it back.
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3 min
July 22 Dear Lord, Do NOT Let This Become A Social Media Stunt
Daniel Ballance from Quartzite, AZ was arrested after being found naked on a train.
It should be noted he was on TOP of the train, on the outside, train surfing. And did we mention he was naked?
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2 min
July 21 P Is For Park, R Is For Reverse, D Is For Dumb Dumb
30-year-old Farnardo Alexander Jr. had to think fast when cops pulled him over in Tampa, FL.
He was driving with a suspended license so his bright idea was to try and quickly switch places with a passenger in the vehicle. It might have worked if only he'd remembered to put the car in Park before taking his foot off the brake.
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2 min