Tevin Haywood had quite the day in Marlborogh, Massachusetts. It started with shoplifting from Target. It ended with being arrested for drug possession and tampering with evidence because, when cops arrived for the shoplifting, Tevin shoved multiple plastic sandwich bags filled with drugs in his mouth.

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A DoorDash driver thought it would be a good idea to call police after delivering trash bags, zip ties, bleach, a hatchet, etc... to a motel room in Sweetwater, TX. It only got more odd from there. 

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Authorities had to execute a PIT maneuver to get Kristian Beall to stop driving the wrong way on a Florida interstate. Even though she was the only one in the car, she told the cops her "husband was driving" her home.  

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Things got hinky for a guy in a Fort Lauderdale, FL Popeyes drive-thru the other night when a drunk girl interrupted his pick-up and demanded a Baconater. Odd considering those are only available at Wendy's. 

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47-year-old Terrill Osborne thought it'd be a good idea to express his road rage by getting in the path of the vehicle that had passed him. That vehicle was an ambulance responding to a call, lights and all.

Terrill was arrested.

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A man on a Royal Caribbean cruise jumped overboard rather than pay the Rhapsody of the Seas Casino the almost $17,000 he lost. He's fine, but could be looking at a $250,000 fine and/or up to 5 years in prison. 

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Kasper Lincoln is just a big kid at heart. After he'd had a few "adult" beverages, he borrowed a child's battery-powered toy jeep and went for a ride to get a Slurpee. He found out the hard way you can STILL get a DUI, even behind the wheel of a pink Barbie Jeep.

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John Cianci may have found the hack for not having to attend any more weddings. He got drunk at a reception in Connoquenessing, PA and, when the bartender cut him off, John started swinging. The first person he hit was the bride. The BRIDE!

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Quickly putting distance between you and the crime you just committed is usually "best practice," unless you're really hungry and need a Frosty.

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When police decide they're going to arrest you, they don't really care what you're up to at the time. Alec Bogus was in a mud bath at Indian Hot Springs in Colorado when cops made their move. Then he made HIS move and got away ... for a little while.

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