Sabah Bonilla was arrested in Rockford, Illinois when cops pulled him over after getting complaints of someone hanging out a car window and waving a gun. Bonilla told police he "thought women would find it sexy." 

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The first-class JetBlue passenger was not identified, but 207 passengers and crew on the flight from Boston to Tampa would LOVE to have a talk with them after their already delayed flight had to return to Boston.

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James Howard was using an empty Budweiser can to "answer nature's call" while driving his Chevy Suburban in Missoula, Montana. It didn't go well. He got distracted and rear-ended another vehicle. 

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The problem with thinking on your feet is, sometimes, you don't think things all the way through. Like the husband in Russia who didn't want to go shopping with his wife so he made up a story about his car being stolen.  

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21-year-old Yazmin Erazo really wanted to get to Little Caesars before they closed last Thursday night. It doesn't sound like she got there in time because police stopped her for going 107 mph in a 55. 

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After leasing a new vehicle, a salesperson at Fette Kia in Clifton, NJ offered to return Laura Halen's Jeep Wrangler to the dealership she leased it from. Instead he kept it, drove in it, and apparently was living in it when police found him.    

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There are certain things you should share with your landlord when you move out; anything broken, any plumbing issues, any snakes that escaped. Usual stuff. Nicole Jones had been living in her new place for a MONTH when she stumbled across the previous tenant's ball python coiled up on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night.

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Jimmie Glover might be able to predict the future. His costume this Halloween was a "locked up" inmate. That's what he was wearing when cops pulled him over for a DUI. 

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Jauan Mason (kind of) robbed a bank in Alliance, Ohio. All they gave him were singles, so the bag the teller handed him only had about $400 in it. When cops caught up with Jauan, he asked them to deposit the cash into his jail commissary account. 

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Today's Dum Dum is 47-year-old Rebecca Santa. All we're saying is this ... if your name is Santa, don't do anything dumb right before Christmas, like drive drunk with a child in the car.

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