Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

By MWCComedy

Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day episodes

October 19 When You Steal The Box Something Comes In, Make Sure That Something Is In The Box You're Stealing
A Tempe, AZ tech company got hit the other night, and all the guy got were empty boxes. After smashing a window, the man was caught on surveillance cameras reaching through the blinds and hauling off dozens of Mini Mac computer boxes. JUST the boxes. They were empty.
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2 min
October 09 Bird Smuggler's Bulge Gives Him Away At Miami Airport
Alberto Castillo was caught at Miami International Airport after customs officials noticed an "unexplainable bulge" at his waist. The bulge turned out to be 10 birds from Cuba Alberto had sewn into his underwear.
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2 min
October 08 Time To Make The Donuts
67-year-old Lorraine Wilkerson was arrested Monday for getting drunk and doing more than a few donuts on the front lawn of the Jennings County Sheriff's Office in North Vernon, Indiana.

Her impressive driving skills were caught on surveillance video.
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2 min
October 06 The Crossword Bandit Messes Up, Then Across, Then Down
Ronald Wladich from Fort Myers, FL had a habit of drinking-&-dashing at area bars. His MO turned out to be his downfall when he tried the trick one too many times.
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2 min
October 01 Traveler's Baggage Check At The Airport Was Over The 50 lb Limit Thanks To 60 lbs Of Marijuana
Janay Mateo was arrested at the Portland, OR airport after screeners found 60 pounds of marijuana packed in her checked luggage. And that was just the beginning.
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2 min
September 30 Move Over, We Have A Winner For This Week's "Dumbest Excuse For Speeding" Award
When a motorcyclist was pulled over for speeding in Manassas, VA, they gave an honest answer as to why they were doing 72 in a 25 mph zone; they were trying to get to McDonald's in time for breakfast.
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2 min
September 29 When Ya Gotta Go, Ya Gotta Go
An unidentified driver crashed his car through a wall at Kroger in Rosenberg, TX. He did it on purpose, telling police he really had to use the bathroom but the doors were locked. Well, sir, sure. They always are at 4:30 in the morning.
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2 min
September 28 Just So You Know, If Cops Find You Riding An Electric Scooter At Midnight With No Clothes On, There Will Be Questions
44-year-old Jason Wise went for a midnight scooter ride in Midwest City, OK. The problem was, Jason had been drinking and left ALL his clothes at home.
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2 min
September 25 Some People Burn Bridges When Fired, THIS Guy Tried To Burn Down The Place That Fired Him
2 bad decisions in a row will hopefully be a learning opportunity for Noah Ross of New River, AZ.
He was fired, for reasons made clear in the story, but then retaliated with an even dumber act than the one he was fired for.
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3 min
September 24 Wendy's vs McDonald's: Not A Food Fight or A Burger Battle, But There Were Arrests
Two Wendy's employees in Newnan, GA were arrested after breaking into a McDonald's employee's car and stealing a backpack. The reasons they were so easy to apprehend are silly but true.
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2 min