Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

By MWCComedy

Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day episodes

November 09 School Bus Thief Tells Police "I Thought I Could Get Away It." Yeah, Nope.
23-year-old Erick Moore stole a school bus from a Florida business and drove it around for a full day before getting arrested. It's not the first time he's stolen a bus, and not the first time he's been arrested.
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2 min
November 06 If You're Going To Embezzle School Funds, Make Sure Someone Else Isn't First
Terry Bumper was arrested for helping himself to money meant to feed the students where he worked, The International School of Monterey, in Seaside, CA. The investigation into his inappropriate use of almost $60k uncovered the school's Chief Financial Officer, Rosa Segura, had ALSO been using school money for personal expenses. She took more than Terry, somewhere around $238k.
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3 min
November 04 This Is How A Good Decision Gets Canceled Out By A Bad One REAL Quick
A 42-year-old man in Abbotsford, British Columbia made the smart to decision to Uber home from the bar last Sunday morning after a night of drinking. When he realized he'd left his cell phone in the Uber, he drove himself to the police station to seek help in getting it back. He shouldn't have.
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2 min
November 03 (Alcohol + Taco Bell) × Florida = Dumb²
37-year-old Roshelle Anderson was arrested for "enhanced" DUI after trying to pay for her Taco Bell food with tampons. That was only the beginning.
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2 min
November 02 When The Phrase "Those Who Cannot Remember The Past Are Condemned To Repeat It" Smacks You Upside The Head
Robert Brown spent a decade in prison for robbing the same gas station twice. After 3 years of freedom he was arrested for robbing the exact same Beeline Gas Station in Callaway, FL AGAIN.
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2 min
October 30 Meet Tyler, A Man Who Didn't Understand The Assignment
30-year-old Tyler Cranker was arrested for DUI after driving himself, drunk, to a court-ordered Drunk Driver Victim Impact Panel.
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2 min
October 29 FBI Wonders Who Mailed White Powder To Politicians ... Until They Notice The Return Address
Yep, Matthew Unglesbee of Quincy, Illinois thought it would be funny to send envelopes containing salt to a few politicians. They FBI figured he was responsible when he put his actual home address down as the return address on each envelope. Humor is SO subjective.
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2 min
October 28 "170 Empty Bottles Of Beer In My Truck, 170 Empty Bottles Of Beer"
We're never ones to judge someone's "collection", but 33-year-old Edgar Ramirez should maybe look for a different hobby. He was arrested when police, reporting to a tractor-trailer blocking school busses, found Edgar in the cab of his truck surrounded by 170 or so empty beer bottles.
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2 min
October 26 Ask First, Don't Just Assume You'll Get Free Stuff If You Get A Tattoo Of Their Logo
In Wales, 37-year-old Gareth Clement got the Greggs' logo tattooed on his arm in the hopes of getting free food. While Greggs appreciated the gesture, they did not offer any "freebies."
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3 min
October 23 "To Protect And Swerve"
An off-duty Haines City, FL Police Officer found himself on the other side of the law when he was arrested for DUI while driving ... wait for it ... his marked police car.
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2 min