39-year-old Felicia Howard tried to bail someone out of jail in Madisonville, KY. "Tried" is the operative word because she handed over a stack of $100's, all stamped with "For Motion Picture Use Only."

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27-year-old Jonathan McMillian tried to run and hide from police after a traffic stop. He should've just kept running and skipped the hiding ... because he's not very good at it. 

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19-year-old Christopher Garcia-Caminos is now very familiar with Florida's "Super-Speeder" law. He was clocked doing 129 mph in a 55 mph zone in Clearwater. His excuse was, McDonald's took too long making his food and he was late getting back to work.  

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It was a "swing & a miss" for 37-year-old Justin Allen of Ormond-By-The-Sea, FL. He was arrested after taking a hammer to a white Honda SUV in a grocery store parking lot. Justin thought he was exacting revenge against an ex-girlfriend. Turns out the vehicle belonged to a grocery store employee. Didn't matter, either way ... Justin was getting arrested. 

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If you need to get to the Sheriff's Office to pay a fine for your open container violation, maybe don't get drunk and drive yourself there. 

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26-year-old Dean Young thought he found an easy target in Hialeah, FL. A landscaper had left their van open and unattended, so Dean climbed up on in. Things went downhill fast when the landscaper locked the van with Dean inside it.

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Brandon Mattingly mowed down 15 or so mailboxes in a residential area of Mount Vernon, Indiana. His SUV inflicted quite a bit of damage, but it's hard to know if it was on purpose or just really bad driving. Alcohol was involved. 

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30-year-old Josiah Darling felt the need to lie to police when they asked for his name. To his credit, he picked (possibly) the biggest liar in the history of television characters. 

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A 26-year-old man in Turkey was arrested after using a stolen forklift to break into a jewelry store. After scooping up a variety of gold rings, necklaces, bracelets, etc., he made his getaway on a donkey. That is not a typo. 

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An Amazon delivery driver was apparently enjoying BuzzBallz while on his route in China Spring, Texas. After driving over a resident's mailbox, he was witnessed stuffing empty BuzzBallz containers down a storm drain. Police arrived before the driver had time to sober up. 

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