Michael Jones and Fred Doe faced a judge this week for stealing, cutting up, melting, and selling parts of a $6.2 million solid gold toilet/piece of artwork that had been installed in the birthplace palace of Sir Winston Churchill. I swear, can't make this stuff up.

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43-year-old Michael Esquilin took a joy ride last Saturday night in a stolen ambulance. He brought his own refreshments, too. Dash cams caught Mike chugging his beer before before being hauled out of the ambulance by Troopers in Tampa, FL.    

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To say the motel's cleaning staff was surprised is an understatement. When they went in to clean the room they found a 3' alligator under the bed. It was forgotten there by the previous guest, an exotic animal handler. 

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He just wanted to SING, but 34-year-old Aaron Jablonski took things a little too far when he pulled a gun Saturday night/Sunday morning inside the Overtime Sports Bar. He was upset because the bar's karaoke machine was out of order. 

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A homeowner called police to help get rid of Christopher Newton. Shortly after being shown the door, Christopher texted the homeowner that he'd left behind a bag of drugs.
The cops were still there and found it right where he said it'd be.  

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18-year-old Nicholas Walton was found, asleep, in his pickup on a New Hampshire highway early one Saturday morning. He had stopped in the middle of the lane and locked the doors but hadn't put it in Park. Police arrived and handled it.

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28-year-old Shanika Serdahl was arrested after hitting a man in the face with a can of Pringles at a 7-Eleven in Orland, FL. Once you pop . . .

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29-year-old Desirae Tallie really didn't want to talk to police, they might find out she had several warrants out for her arrest. They really wanted to talk to HER though after she committed TWO hit-and-runs in one morning.

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In what might turn out to be the most expensive poop ever, police and Tiffany's in Orlando are patiently waiting for 32-year-old Jaythan Glider to cough up (from the "other" end) the jewelry he stole last week.

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18-year-old Evelina Fabianski was arrested after vandalizing a car in Deltona, FL. She was upset with her ex boyfriend because he owed her money, so took out her frustration with eggs and yellow spray paint. The problem was, she had the wrong car.  

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