25-year-old David Dalesandro robbed a Charlotte, NC convenience store with a Nintendo Duck Hunt gun/game controller. He had painted it black but you could still tell. Despite his whimsically retro choice, David was arrested. 

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27-year-old Devin Thorne took a stolen bulldozer on a joyride through the campus of Virginia State University in Ettrick, VA. A bulldozer, especially with Devin behind the wheel, can do a LOT of damage.

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Omaha, NE - Cops are on the hunt for a gray-haired woman who went through the Burger King drive-thru last Wednesday. The teller got a milk bottle to the chest when the customer became upset at being told her total had changed. Here's the kicker; it was actually LESS, so we're not really sure why she got so mad.  

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Rather than call an exterminator, 42-year-old Joshua Jenkins took matters into his own hands and used a propane torch to clear spiders from his house. Yeah, it went as expected. 

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Timothy Baggins really didn't want to miss his flight from Marion, Illinois to Portland, Oregon...so he drove a stolen backhoe 10 miles from a construction site to the airport. 

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NEVER eat a man's last Hot Pocket. 64-year-old Clifton Williams is probably looking for a new roommate after things got heated. (the argument, not the Hot Pocket) 

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It started with the arrest 4 teens and 2 adults in two stolen cars. Then the "adult guardian" came to pick up the 4 juveniles...in a 3rd stolen car.

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I guess if someone is dressed like a pirate, especially Johnny Depp's character in Pirates of the Caribbean, they might be looking to cause some trouble. 

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He's just 19 years old. There's still time for Milo to learn a thing or two about life, like when to keep your mouth shut.

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Shannon Soltys had a pretty clever plan to smuggle narcotics into Michigan's Kent County Jail, until it fell apart.

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