Miami, FL - Be careful who you invite back to your apartment. THIS guy was drugged and his "date" made off with over half-a-million in jewelry. 

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A Springfield, CO Police Officer pulled a guy over for speeding last Saturday and watched as the driver swapped spots with his passenger. The passenger was a dog.

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Last week in Chicago, 20-year-old Abail Bekele walked into a Subway sandwich shop and demanded "all the bread." Yes, he meant the money in the cash register. The cashier didn't quite put it together and asked the robber "what kind of bread" he wanted. It's Subway, that's what they do.  

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25-year-old Dianne Ferreira had been with the St. Cloud PD for a couple of years when she decided to get herself some. On a call for a death at a residence, Dianne took some photos of the investigation. That's when she snapped a few shots of the deceased's credit card.

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When Brandy Ackerman pulled a knife on a grocery store clerk and demanded they open the register, she was told "no." Brandy wasn't prepared for that response. I wonder if she was surprised when they arrested her anyway.

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The unidentified man was pulled over in Kansas for driving "erratically" on, of all days, Cinco de Mayo. Why he was wearing a Bud Light body suit wasn't revealed.  

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Clearwater, FL - When Thomas Maxwell had a "cardiac episode" the responding EMT's told his daughter to stop CPR efforts. He was gone. Not only were they wrong, they left and went on another call. Tom's fine, his daughter's a little traumatized.  

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23-year-old Chloe Stein was trying to avoid the embarrassment of telling anyone she hadn't been attending college for a year (or two). Graduation was approaching so she hatched a scheme and faked her own abduction. Oof.  

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Most people have noticed shoe stores only put one shoe on display. 3 burglars in Peru didn't realize that when they broke in and scooped up over $13,000 in shoes...but only for the right foot.

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Authorities assume the plan was to have a shipment of $3 million in illegal fentanyl sent to the wrong address on purpose to avoid detection. That's not how it went down. 

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