Two Australian men tried to get away from police by jumping into a crocodile-infested river. That right there is a textbook case of "out of the frying pan and into the fire."

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Phoenix, AZ - When 19-year-old Makiah Coleman went through security at Sky Harbor airport, they confiscated her apple juice. Moments later 3 TSA agents had been assaulted, 450 travelers were delayed, and Makiah was arrested.  

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Don Owens broke into a Chicago family's home while they slept and stole their SUV right out of the garage. He was picked up 3 hours later for DUI and confessed to the burglary. 

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55-year-old Roger Barrett was arrested for overreacting a little when a kid on a school bus flipped his wife the bird in traffic. He used his truck to block the bus from continuing it's route, then things got heated.  

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It was a rough day for 62-year-old Cameron Belle of Williamsport, PA. Cops just happened to be sitting at the intersection when Cameron pulled up and stopped. The drew attention since he didn't have a stop sign.

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It happened on, of COURSE, 4/20. He's lucky to be alive. 

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A travel agency in Buenos Aires got robbed twice in one day; first by a couple of thieves, then by the 3 police officers who were responding to the call about the first robbery. The cops may have gotten away with it if they had seen, and avoided, a few security cameras on their way out. 

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Mesa, AZ - Jeremiah just wanted to, according to him, "baptize himself" when he climbed naked into the fountain at a Mesa church. Cops were called and it sounds like almost everyone had a rough afternoon.

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Cyril Vierstra of Wilkesville is headed to prison for using almost $340k of his employer's money to ALSO buy a pair of snow owls from England, a drum set, 5 hot tubs, a pool, etc...

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The website is RentAHitman.com, and people keep falling for it. Plenty have been arrested trying to hire a hitman, but Josiah Garcia applied online to BE a hitman. The FBI picked him up last week.

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