Billings, MT - It didn't take cops long to find the guy who broke into a radio station and stole their branded station vehicle. You know the type, kind of a billboard on wheels. This one had the station's logo in huge bright pink letters all over it. Real subtle.

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This happened at the Twin Cities Harvest Festival in Brooklyn Park, MN. The man had just left the children's play area. Somehow, while trying to remove kernels of corn from his boot, the concealed weapon he was carrying went off and got him in the leg. 

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Greeley, CO - A father used his 8-year-old's backpack to transport a firearm from the house to his vehicle. The son (unknowingly) took it to school. Dad's been arrested 'cause...that was dumb. 

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Desmen Ramsey had a falling out with his own son and, after getting a little drunk, called a hit man. Well, he thought he was calling a hit man but he was one number off and left 2 voicemails for the wrong person. THAT person called police and Desmen was arrested. 

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Anyone who can weaponize bees scares the bejeezus out of me.  

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Syracuse, NY - Extreme times call for extreme measures. When someone won't leave your house try setting a shower curtain on fire. Okay, not really, don't do that.

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Warrenville, SC - SO much wrong in this story. 19-year-old Jackson Rutland broke into his ex-girlfriends place and took "some" of her Mom's cremated remains. Who was he going to sell them to?

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Looking to get a cheap (free) meal at a restaurant, this lady pulled plastic from her own bra and placed in her dish. Sure, the meal was free but now she's in a bit of trouble. 

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It didn't take cops long to put 2 and 2 together. The rewards card was under her real name, the stolen credit card she was using was not. 

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It happened in Highland, NY. 33-year-old Crystal Thomas thought it'd be okay for her 5th grader to get his name tattooed on his forearm. 

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