Wichita Falls, TX - 43-year-old Kristy "Grumpy" Henshaw was arrested after stabbing her husband in a Goodwill parking lot. We're not saying he should've seen it coming, but they don't call her Grumpy for nothin'.

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52-year-old Harold Tyler coasted to a stop in front of the cop shop. When police ran his info, he as immediately arrested.   

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Did you know the University of Utah has its own nuclear reactor? Neither did we. Sure it was just an ill-conceived joke, but thankfully the Utes won 35-7 so...crisis averted. 

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Fayetteville, Arkansas - Yes, it's ironic. If you're the COO of a company that specializes in "meat substitutes," cannibalism is probably frowned upon. 

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Memphis, TN - To be fair, he didn't really "rob" the gas station since the 78-year-old cashier just hid from him. Yet 41-year-old Marchello Moore was arrested when his car ran out of gas fleeing the scene.

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40-year-old Daniel Stellmacher broke into a JoJo Refresh Shop in the middle of the night, then came back with a $100 winner the next day. 

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Flomaton, AL - Wayne Griffis was on the Discovery Channel show in 2020. He was arrested Monday for brewing (probably delicious) moonshine. 

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Knoxville, TN - His name is Donald Kirkland, and he's got a great deal for YOU!

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San Antonio, TX - He was outside shooting a gun into the air when, next thing you know, he was on the ground with a bullet in the butt.

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It must be interesting to be part of Florida law enforcement, you never know what you're going to face next.

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