Burlington, North Carolina - 67-year-old Vernon Wilson lost a finger when the owner of the home he tried to break into slammed the door on Vernon's hand. Cops caught him pretty quick 'cause, ya know, fingerprints.

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Love makes you do silly things, like giving someone $30,000 so they can rush to be by your side even if they're currently on a space station.

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That pesky, and oh-so unexpected, background check proved to be the undoing of 27-year-old Zyeama Johnson

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Memphis, TN - What you spend your money on is your business, but leaving something really expensive in your car, in plain sight, is how you become Doc's Dumb-Dumb of the Day.

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It happened at Reagan National Airport in D.C. The stolen bracelet was worth around $8,000. The stewardess must've forgot there are cameras everywhere.

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Greenfield, Indiana - The honor system was abused by 67-year-old Teresa Kiner when she paid 18 visits to a roadside stand selling sweet corn. She tried to talk her way out of trouble until they showed her video from almost all her thefts.

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Fort Myers, FL - Stand Your Ground probably doesn't, and shouldn't, apply to people who cut in line. 59-year-old Terri Lynn Johnson was arrested. No idea if she got gas or not..

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Dallas, PA - An inmate in a Pennsylvania prison was schedule for release sometime in October. That's been postponed after he wrote a terroristic letter to the Parole office.

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Saline, MI - Oktoberfest is celebrated in September in Saline, and some people have a little too much fun. After cops gave him a ride home, this guy doubled down and got behind the wheel 90 minutes later. He should've stayed put.

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A LOT of freshly poured cement was too much for the Mini Cooper to get through. The Lakewood, WA woman who stole the car, with her 4-year-old son along for the ride, was arrested at the scene.

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