Lincoln, NE - Emily Anderson brought her 2 young kids along and even included them in some vandalism at Yankee Hill Brick & Tile. Mother's Day is gonna be awkward this year.

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61-year-old Clarence Patterson needed a bathroom, but the restroom door at the "Hop & Pop" was locked. Clarence made other arrangements...and got arrested. 

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Security is pretty tight everywhere these days, so it seems silly a 33-year-old man would try to get past Disney World security with a gun and a bag of drugs. Yet, here we are. 

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Wilmington, NC - When the 63-year-old former police officer brought the money back moments after robbing Family Dollar, he told the clerk "I can't do this."

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Longwood, FL - With a big ol' "what were you thinking?" Enjoy the story of bride Danya Svoboda and caterer Joycelyn Bryant who thought it would be fun to drug everyone at Danya's wedding reception. In this case, fun is a felony.

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Tulsa, OK - Randy Cantwell told authorities he became a Marshal when former President Donald Trump declared Martial Law. Trump didn't...and Cantwell isn't.   

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Bunnell, FL - 57-year-old David Stover loves getting a discount at Wendy's. When the friend giving him that discount left, David needed a new angle. Sadly he chose one that's also illiegal.

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Catawba County, NC - Deputy Ryan Hamby celebrated a little too much last Friday night. Oddly, he's the third deputy this year from that department to lose his job to a DWI.

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53-year-old Susan Freudenthal was arguing with her girlfriend when she decided it'd be a good idea to grab their cat and shove it . . . well, you'll just have to listen. 

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30-year-old Tyreik Martin is a repeat offender. In fact, he's been arrested (& released) around 70 times. 

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