Williamsburg, PA - When her grandson got in trouble with police, Celestia Barker III called them in hopes of having the charges dropped. When that didn't happen, she threatened the officer with witchcraft.   

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38-year-old Justin Brown of Harris County, TX took someone else's forklift for a joyride over the weekend. It was more of a police "follow" than a chase since Justin couldn't do more than 18 mph. 

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New Port Richey, FL - Gregory Sorensen was pulled over for erratic driving, despite have the perfect "cover vehicle." Troopers knew something was up when they asked for his license and he game them his credit card instead.  

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Dublin, CA - 41-year-old Brandy Jones was scheduled to appear in court last Monday for stealing a car. She drove to the courthouse in a different stolen car. Something tells us her appearance did not go well.

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Fort Pierce, FL - The Navy SEAL Museum is in Fort Pierce, so is our Dumb-Dumb. Kendall Rust tried to steal a vest worn by a member of the team that raided Osama bin Laden's hideout so he could "take a picture of it."  

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We're not sure if he loves bikes...or hates them. The pile of stolen bicycles in his backyard in Littlemore in Oxford, England is so big it can be seen on Google Maps. 

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Lincoln, NE - A driver and her passenger got in a little trouble after running a red light and almost hitting a cop car. More for all the drugs in their car, but and red light thing too.

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Greenfield, WI - After breaking into a gas station, this guy discovered there was NO way he was getting to the cash registers. So he had to settle for a consolation prizes...a garbage can filled with sweets and energy drinks.

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Dominque Hullum's luck took Monday off while he was trying to rob a Starbucks. Ironically, it was the thin Starbucks bags that caused most of his problems. 

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When he broke into a house to steal gas, Jared tripped the alarm. When cops showed up, Jared led them on a high-speed chase. It was a short one because, ironically, Jared quickly ran out of gas.

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