Greenfield, CA - 28-year-old Clemente likes to pretend he's a cop and pull people over, he also likes to drink. Those 2 hobbies collided Sunday when he pulled over the wrong person.

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Palm Coast, FL - He ran a stop sign and was clocked doing 50 in a 30. Then he just couldn't decide which bad excuse might get him out of trouble so he tried all 3. 

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Highlands in Drogheda, Ireland - The thieves must not have known what those symbols meant on the bright yellow case they stole from a van. They'll get a clue when all their hair falls out.

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Detroit, MI - Chozen Terrell-Hanna, aka ChozenWrld, has over 150k followers and 1.6 million likes...but not one single lick of common sense.

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Meet the crime-fighting goat of Virginia. It unexpectedly joined the police in a foot chase of man wanted for domestic assault. The goat ran the guy down in some woods and flushed him out so cops could make their arrest. (insert G.O.A.T. jokes here) 

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Winter Haven - Quite the night last Saturday for 27-year-old Matthew Corea and a female companion. Stolen vehicles, a tire store robbery, an attempt to run over a cop, a rifle, and some Busch Light. Yep, quite the night.

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Altoona, PA - 25-year-old Jason Almeida picked the wrong place, time, and victim when he tried to steal a truck from a self-service car wash. The truck's owner wasn't going to make it easy.

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New York City - If you try to rob the 52nd Precinct you might get to share a cell with  28-year-old Carlos Luciano. We have NO idea what he was thinking.

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Lancaster, PA - 2 women just turned themselves in for stealing $1k worth of candles from a CVS last September. A 3rd woman remains at large. 

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New Orleans, LA - It doesn't sound odd, maybe they were just casing the joint. However, considering it takes a while to order at Subway, witnesses got a good look at the pair.

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