Oakland, CA - 20 thousand cable customers lost service Sunday morning and Comcast couldn't get it fixed before the NFC Championship game. Sure, the 49'rs lost, but fans probably still wanted to WATCH them lose.

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One of our favorites from back in January of 2020. It happened in Wisconsin and it still makes us giggle.

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Jersey City, NJ - 34-year-old Travis Nealy kinda pushed his luck when he tried to rob the same small neighborhood market 4 times. The first 3 times he got away with it, the 4th time the cops got him. 

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Vero Beach, FL - 30 year-old Eric Bennett gave police an odd reason for having a bag full of syringes in his pocket. It would've been more convincing if he maybe had a fishing pole with him a the time.

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Bourbon County, KY - They don't know who was driving when the limo left the road and found its way into a creek, so authorities impounded the "unique" vehicle. The owner has started a GoFundMe to get it back.

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Seaford, NY - It's like she played an UNO Reverse Card. When a scammer called pretending to be her grandson, this 73-year-old played along and scammed the scammer right back. He's the dumb-dumb, she's my hero.

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It's up to the FAA to decide if former Olympic snowboarder Trevor Jacob crashed his single-engine plane on purpose. Trevor, who caught his whole ordeal on multiple cameras, parachuted out of the plane before it crashed. Now there's speculation he staged it all in the hopes of going viral. The internet, where dumb is forever. 

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Monroe, LA - When a cop tried to pull over 37-year-old Allen Seaberry for failure to dim his high beams, Allen decided the burger he was eating was more important than the laws of man. 

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Dunn, NC - Not sure how one thing led to another, but Arrik Schmidt obviously needed a ride. When the dealer turned down his "rap-good-for-a-free-Lincoln Navigator" offer, Arrik returned to the area the next day and decided to steal a delivery truck from the grocery store next door instead.  

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Ottowa, CA - An unidentified young lady went for a joyride in her Subaru on Sunday. While racing down a frozen river she broke through the ice. Witnesses tried to get a kayak out to her while she was busy taking selfies atop her sinking car. 

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