Mobile, AL - 60-year-old Michael McClellan was arrested after hooking up the 5-row segment of bleachers to the back of his car and driving off. It had to be loud and hard to miss, he didn't get very far before cops heard and spotted him.   

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This happened last July in Yakima, WA. We hope he's doing better now. 

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From August 2021: Poseyville, IN - Donald and Cheral Ricketts went for the two-fer last Monday night. First, a drunk Donald got behind the wheel. He crossed the center line and hit a tractor-trailer, then had to call his wife to come pick him up. It didn't go well because SHE was drunk too. Both were arrested. 

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This happened last June in Mansfield, Ohio: If you're crashing a wedding, try not drawing attention to yourself. Definitely don't try to steal a case of beer, and DON'T take a swing at the groom. 

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We couldn't help but giggle through this one from August. With apologies to Lee Greenwood here's the story of a naked man floating downriver on a log singing a patriotic tune

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Originally aired Aug. 31, 2021: Halifax, Nova Scotia - It had to be the silliest looking police chase EVER. The swimming criminal eventually got tired before getting away and had to be rescued.

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Wilmington, DE - McRoberts Williams has a curious name . . . and even more curious behavior. He robbed a bank of $150, then deposited it right back into his account through the ATM outside the bank he just robbed. There's more...

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Akron, Ohio - First you have to figure out how to steal the bridge, then you have to find a really good hiding place. A man in Ohio nailed part one but had an issue with part two.  

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China - A 28-year-old man will spend 3 and 1/2 years in prison for drugging his (then) girlfriend and using her phone to transfer the money. He did it to pay off a gambling debt. 

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Bellevue, WA - A 23-year-old tire thief sneaked onto a car dealerships lot and managed to steal 4 wheels off a car. The cops arrived just as he finished mounting them on his car, but his getaway was less-than-successful because he forgot...just...one...thing.

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