Birmingham, England - Cops got a surprise when they knocked on the door of a suspected drug dealer. The man inside the apartment started throwing 40 pounds of marijuana out the window. He didn't realize cops were standing right under that same window watching the whole thing.

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Clearwater, FL - 78-year-old Robert Dvorak is an impatient man. He's also rude facing charges for battery after sitting on a woman at his local gym on Thanksgiving Day.

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Knoxville, TN - He wanted Pizza! Pizza!, instead he might get Prison! Prison! Charles Doty Jr. likes Little Caesars pizza, maybe a little too much. Last Friday when they didn't have one "Hot-N-Ready" fast enough, the 63-year-old took things to a whole new level. 

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Leeming Bar, England - 67-year-old Margaret Porter was arrested, fined, and hit with a restraining order because she wouldn't quit feeding carrots to someone else's horse. Oddly, this isn't the first time Margaret's caused trouble with produce. 

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Hot Springs, AR - Preston Leonard stole a pontoon and took it for a spin. The cops found him in a "compromising" position...literally.

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Pittsburgh, PA - 39-year-old defense attorney Daniel Muessig went viral in 2014 in a video where he told us he can "think like a criminal." Now he's facing 5 years in prison for also ACTING like a criminal. 

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Homa, LA - 36-year-old Michelle Smith fights dirty. The police officer is recovering, Michelle is in hiding. 

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St. Petersburg, FL - 45-year-old Maria Jurgiliwicz was pulled over for "erratic driving." Her reason was also erratic, she blamed it on eating an egg roll while driving. The officer didn't find an egg roll, but he sure found something else. 

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South Rockford, MI - 52-year-old Wendy Wein thought she was on a legit site and had started negotiating a hit on her ex-husband. She's in jail now so you can imagine how that went. 

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Somewhere in Alaska a married 37-year-old mother of two has decided her family needs to prepare for a civilization-ending event, including (but not limited to) zombies. 

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