Temple, TX - Look, we can do better than this. A lady ordered carry-out and the soup was too hot. That does NOT excuse her behavior. Luckily it was all caught on video.

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To be fair, if you're locked up with someone, any amount of farting is probably too much.

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Richmond, Indiana - Maybe the time change made him do it? Around 1:30 Sunday morning, 54-year Sammy Allen decided to go for a joy ride on a street sweeper that wasn't his.

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Syracuse, NY - The Landmark Theater is almost 100 years old, so imagine the employee's surprise when he heard a man's voice in the walls yelling for help. We don't know why he was in there, or why he was naked. 

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Bridgeport, CT - 56-year-old Wilson Ortiz really wanted some rubber bands, bad enough to hold a mail carrier at gunpoint. She gave him a handful, then called the cops. They found Wilson...and his new stash of rubber bands...and a tiny stash of PCP.

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Winnipeg, Canada - Two people, with no real idea what they were doing, fell asleep on the job while stealing a furnace from a vacant home. A gas leak will do that.

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Buda, TX - Seriously? That's a terrible headline, yet it's true. 35-year-old Monica Bradford was arrested after confronting a group of kids at the end of her driveway. Even though Monica had her porch light on, she didn't want people on her property.

Kind of a mixed signal, Monica. 

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Deltona, FL - Dewey Smith likes to eat pizza while breaking into parked cars. Too bad, for him, he didn't wipe his hands first. 

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Bountiful, UT - A takeout order of chicken wings started a big enough fight that 31-year-old Alika Suliafu took a shot (a couple of shots, actually) at his own father. No one was injured and Alika was arrested. We don't know what happened to the wings.

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Clackamas County, OR - 25-year-old Alexis Gomez's adventure was just beginning when he stole a truck last Tuesday night.

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