Miami, FL - We have no idea if it was on purpose. He only took the shoes out on display which means he only got the left-footed half of the pair. 

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In the wee hours of Saturday, March 19th two police officers were responding to a call when something unexpected happened. 

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Estero, Fl - Maybe Jermaine thought the turtle breeder wouldn't notice? Jermaine was wrong. The breeder noticed, caught it all on video, and called the cops.

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Jackson, WI - Scott Charmoli used to be a dentist, a dentist who performed a HUGE amount of unnecessary work and now faces up to 20 years in prison.

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Yes, Legoland issues licenses...to KIDS. This 21-year-old in the U.K. must've gotten confused. Maybe he was skittish after leading cops on a high speed chase, maybe it was the bag of marijuana in his car. At least everyone had a good laugh. He was arrested.

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After what will certainly go down as the "Gunfight at the King of the Road Mobile Home Park," a 44-year-old St. Petersburg woman was arrested for shooting a neighbor in the face with a water pistol. 

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It's not every day someone calls the cops to turn themselves in, and it's not always on purpose. Thomas was convinced the guy who sold him meth actually gave him bath salts. He called cops to have the drugs tested and arrest the guy. Oh, they arrested someone all right.

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How is it possible a Cadbury egg would be worth $13k? Why would he eat it if it was worth that much? So many questions, so many dumb dumbs.

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When his neighbor decided to use a leaf blower at 7:45 a.m., Curtis decided it was time to show the neighbor there's a new sheriff in town...and he wears a bathrobe.

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One of our favorite from the archives, from March 2020. It's amazing how some people just don't think things through.

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