Domesticated Savages

Domesticated Savages

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Domesticated Savages episodes

  • #49 Don't Be a Bitch
    We've got the whole gang back together, and as expected, we go off the rails on this one! Jake and Joce start off this shit sandwich by telling us about their "upside down pineapple" adventures. 
    We roll right into National Stories where Fits regales us of lottery winners, we give tips for fighting off bears, a judge having special meetings with prosecutors in their "chambers", and Jeremy tells us about the Cleveland Steamer! Jake tops us off with a glimpse into what his wet dreams consist of....
    In our Tales From the Skreets segment:
    -Jake and Jeremy open up and give us a look inside some horrific child abuse stories they've worked on 
    -Jeremy tells us a funny story about a wrong way driver and his adventure getting home
    -We talk about dead body odor and zombie fantasies
    -We finish off by talking about some movies and acting methods
    We play some Action Movie Trivia and finish off with a special twist with our Savage of the Week! We introduce a "compare and contrast" story by including a Bitch of the Week nomination.
    You're not going to want to miss this episode! Strap in (or if you're like Fits, strap on) for a fun ride!
    Always Remember... Stay Savage.
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    1 hr 42 min
  • #48 Bombs, Self-Redactions and Uzis

    Macho Man Jake makes an appearance on the podcast! We tell a story from Mexico of a stabby jealous lover. Then, we visit Michigan Bill who might be one of Macho Man's opponents... Actually, it's a new bill proposed by the state of Michigan to recuperate money if/when a new officer leaves to go to a different agency. We find out that Georgia has really pigeonholed themselves into what kind of paper targets they can and can't use when doing firearms practice (so dumb). We find out you can bring all sorts of emotional support animals on airplanes, such as horses, pigs, ducks, peacocks and many others. A lady puts this rule to the test on a cross-country Delta flight.


    Stories From Them Skreets:

    - A bomb at a hotel and thinking outside the box

    - A suicidal jumper at a hospital

    - A crazy guy waving an uzi around in the downtown district

    - Two different stories about self-redactions that seemed out of the norm

    - Jake gets flagged down on reports of a child abduction

    - A nudist trespasser

    - Fits arrests a dude who wouldn't stop spitting... for 8 hours straight

    - Prison rape

    - Fits tells the story of when he worked at the prison and met a dude nicknamed "Maglite"


    Fits plays the role of Game Maker and pits Joce vs Jake in this edition... someone is sleeping on the couch tonight


    The Savage of the Week:

    The anonymous Marine Colonel/Police Officer who saved multiple children from sex trafficking


    Always remember, Stay Savage

    www.domesticatedsavages.com


    1 hr 53 min
  • #47 Cloacas, Prison Vamps and Handcuff Courage

    In this episode of the Domesticated Savages podcast we try to keep the train on the rails for a hot minute but fail spectacularly! Within no time we're talking about Bee Lives Matter protesters, Prison Vampires, Healing Crystals, The numeric levels of power attained by witches, The benefits of a medical ass blasting, Going on naked campouts with Jeremy's uncle, and a whole lot more.


    Tales From Them Skreets


    - Fits tells his philosophy on why men pay higher insurance premiums than women (the jury is out on this one).

    - Jake tells about the time a drunk lady tried to use her Aikido skills on the family jewels during an arrest.

    - Jeremy shares a story from decades ago during the Wild West of policing where A/Ps were happy to go to jail in lieu of facing that Skreet Justice. (Crazy!)

    - And there are many more stories to listen to and enjoy.


    Savage of the Week - 13 year old Owen Burns saving his sister from getting abducted by a pedo.


    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE!





    1 hr 16 min
  • #46 The Tricky Mistress
    In this episode of the podcast we have some phenomenal stories for you.
    We start off by telling some stories from Florida and Georgia. We discuss the new law in Florida and how if you mess around with little kids, you'll find out with the death penalty. We talk about the pedo village in Florida that serves as a haven for segzual offenders... (WTF?!?!) We discuss the new laws going into effect that may finally hold rogue prosecutors accountable for failing to fight to put offenders behind bars (We're looking at you California... and a million other places across the USA). Fits gets confused and tries to introduce the "Father Land" as Germany, and brings us a story about a man who got tied up in the woods and abandoned by his dominatrix... also a story of Decadent Decedents...
    Tales From Them Skreets:
    - Dog fights in parks (Mike Vick might have made an appearance)
    - A suicide story where Jeremy actually found the round and the wife of the decedent showed her grief in an unusual way
    - How to find your tiger button
    - Events that turned a guy into Captain Hook
    - Ditching your kid with random people so you can go on a two day crack binge
    - and many more
    The Savage of the Week is a supreme Tricky Mistress! Think "outside the box".
    Listen and enjoy!
    Always remember... Stay Savage!
    1 hr 26 min
  • #45 Skreet Daddy
    This episode of the Domesticated Savages has a grip of stories for you to enjoy.
    First, we tell a story of Cedar the goat and how he met his demise.
    We then introduce you to the story of Mrs. Han(d)cock and her devious machinations. (You'll see what I did there)
    That leads us to our Tales from dem Skreets:
    - An introduction to the Savage Daddy concept
    - Silly kids with bling belt buckles
    - A naked dude taking a siesta in the middle of the street
    - A few people who weren't quite as good at bike riding as they thought they were
    And many more stories to sate your appetite.
    We also bring you a true Savage in our Savage of the Week segment. Check out our Instagram for the video of this dude being a Savage.
    To end this, I'll use Fits' favorite pickup line "Strap in and Strap-on for a wild ride."
    Always remember... Stay Savage
    1 hr 25 min
  • #44 Pucker Factor

    In this episode we talk about some crazy stuff that will prove to you fact is stranger than fiction. We have Justin back on and he tells us some homicide stories which will certainly produce nightmares... I know those experiences haunt my dreams.


    We also talk about:

    - A crazy guy who tries to open an airplane door mid-flight

    - Some of our work stories about suicides (building jumpers)

    - A story about a court case and Fits' defendant electing "Trial by Combat"

    - Weird ways people deal with stress...

    - Doing background investigations and running the lie detector

    - That time Justin and his buddies kicked the shit out of a baby... (WTF???)

    - The most insane murder case we ever experienced


    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.

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    2 hr 3 min
  • #43 Meat In Your Mouth!: w/ new addition Justin
    In today's episode we bring back a retired OG of the department, Justin! This man has stories for days. He has so many that we already have plans to bring him back for more episodes.
    Justin's stories include:
    - Naked warrant services with a dude's junk swinging in
    the breeze
    - Sex swings
    - Swinging on backyard gates (lots of swings, apparently) while chasing a crazy Samurai
    We also tell some other weird stuff we saw or experienced, including:
    - A story of a man who burned his car to stop people from stealing from it
    - Selling farts in a jar and making bank
    - Asian foot massages and their perils
    - Savage of the Week - Jim Perry @thecopcomic
    Always remember, Stay SAVAGE
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    1 hr 23 min
  • #42 Into the Mouth of Hell We March

    In this episode, the Savages go off the rails on the crazy train! So many crazy topics that will have your head spinning. Weird stuff galore, as we discuss things such as:

    - A Florida pair arrested for filming sexual acts with their dog

    - Someone passing Flipper's skull through airport security and is caught by TSA

    - Fits: The zoologist/marine biologist/troglodyte

    - Fits catches a Beast-Master... In the act

    - Jeremy deep dives an investigation and discovers it's an absconder

    - Jake let's a murderer walk away

    - Inmate organ donations

    - Jeremy's birthday guess

    - We debut a new segment - Savages try: this time it's Robot D

    - Liar liar pants on fire

    - Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see

    - Epidemic of excuses

    - Savage of the week - Carlos Hathcock

    - Always remember, Stay Savage


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    New apparel on the site!!!

    1 hr 51 min
  • #41 Germans, Jizz and Just The Tip
    On this episode of the Savages, we tell some stories from the land of the Blitzkrieg and find out those crazy Germans might be housing Doctor Frankenstein.
    We also investigate a mysterious man overboard from a cruise ship and ruminate on how long Fits would survive if such a scenario befell him (spoiler, not very).
    We introduce a new segment: Just the Tip and share our tips on life... life hacks, if you will.
    We share our Tales from them Skreets and elaborate on how we know criminal recidivism is alive and well.
    We award our Savage of the Week to Captain Royce Williams for his stunning accomplishments in the Korean war.
    Strap on your headphones because this episode is definitely NSFW!
    1 hr 30 min
  • #40 Savage Spelunking

    In this episode the Savages bring on the new addition to the podcast (Mort) and find that, apparently, the 2nd chair has character which seems to be passed on from the former bearer.

    Fits shares some news stories and the crew weighs in on the ridiculousness of it all.

    The Savages dole out some stories from them skreets, including: 

    - A story with some fun adult novelties and a jacuzzi

    - A gentlemen's brawl turned deadly, and

    - An unbelievable story where Fits had to do some work... you're not gonna want to miss this!

    You'll also hear:

    - Savage listener Q&A

    - Our Savage Game

    - Savage of the Week

    Grab your rosary and say your prayers, because the Savages are here for your souls!

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    1 hr 49 min

About Domesticated Savages

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Here at Domesticated Savages we are a group of police officers who work the mean streets of a metropolitan city. Our mission is to bring you the stories as we have experienced them, the good, the bad…