Domesticated Savages

Domesticated Savages

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Domesticated Savages episodes

  • #69 - Bootlegged Bighorns, Belgian Blue Balls, and the Butt-Naked Bandit

    The episode title describes it all! This episode contains a bunch of crazy stories for you to enjoy.


    We talk about:

    - The father of endocrinology and his insane experiments

    - Fits's new obsession with creating injectable sirums

    - A naked guy and his day in court

    - Toe licking for charity


    Check out these stories. Episode 69 and feeling fine!


    Leave a review and earn your discount code for some Savage merch.


    Always remember... Stay Savage.

    1 hr 19 min
  • #68 - SAVAGE Terminal List

    In this episode, the Savages go toe to toe with "Bang Bros" for the naming rights for the NBA stadium in Miami Florida where the Heat play. But the Savages pull out (pun much?)... because the NBA sucks now days and we don't want to associate with that crap...


    The Savages chat about a wild situation where CPS discovers parents who are actually chaining their kid up at night. CPS decides to hit them with a written warning, you know, like when you have a burned out headlight... same, same... Are we treating child abuse like a minor traffic violation now? The whole thing makes you wonder if CPS is dropping the ball or if there's a bigger problem at play. What do you think should be done in cases like this?


    A story from the skreets where a guy goes to pick up his brother from prison but he himself ends up getting booked...


    This is just a taste of the deliciousness this episode has to offer.


    Always remember... stay Savage.


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    1 hr 14 min
  • #67 - Blasting Acorns

    Welcome to the Savage Sing-along, where you'll hear various renditions of some of the songs you know and love... Not really. That would be painful.

    Instead, we start off like we're shot out of a cannon and we hit 37% in no time while talking about paranormal attacks, dancing jigs and ghosting stories.

    We have stories about EVIL ladies, multiple robberies, Savage redactions and vicious convenience store clerks.

    We break down the "Acorn" incident that made national news. If you haven't seen it, you need to... hahaha...

    Strap in and enjoy these wild stories.

    If you haven't already, rate the podcast and leave a review. We'll send you a discount code you can use in the Savage Merch Store.


    Always remember, stay SAVAGE.

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    1 hr 25 min
  • # 66 - The Savages and The Saints
    Season 3 is bringing some new content to the podcast. In this episode we fly the Sinners Among Saints podcast out to do a little collaboration with the Savages. Megan and Lindsay are the gals who host that podcast which delves into True Crime from far and wide.
    You know the Savages aren't going to do anything without busting out shenanigans and tomfoolery at every turn.
    This episode is packed with all kinds of juicy topics. We dive into the story of a boss cop who decides to pick a fight while at an adult novelty store, we explore the weird world of people who prefer the taste of their own scabs... and that's just the tip of the iceberg. There's a ton more where that came from.
    The Sinners tell a tale of a British bloke who decides he's into the remix of 50 Shades of Grey, which has a smattering of the Saw movies in the story line.
    Get comfortable, this episode is nearly 3 hours of non-stop stories and banter.
    Always remember, Stay SAVAGE.
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    2 hr 49 min
  • # 65 - Season 3 Premier: Still Not Cancelled
    We here at the Domesticated Savages are happy to bring to you Season 3! Two seasons under the belt and still not cancelled. We're just as surprised as you are.
    In this episode we blow the clamps off in the first moments and traverse all of the tangents we could find.
    We go over some of our favorite times from these last 2 years, Skreets, Fits drowning, Jake's mom's basement, Free Range Savage (or Reign if you don't speak English well), Jeremy's disappearances and his Bing Bongs, and Joce's one-liners... She drops more on this episode.
    We go behind the curtain and talk about the ridiculous things we tried when we started this podcast (like not cussing and trying to stay away from an explicit rating hahahaha!)
    We tell a few stories of officers ruining the ability to bring spouses on ride-alongs, guys not knowing how to take crap from their buddies, Jeremy as a rookie when he stole someone's cigarette and conducted a traffic stop with it in his hand... and more.
    We laugh at ourselves and look back at the evolution of the podcast. We play the intro from episode one and laugh at how rookie we were.
    This is a fun episode. Check it out and let us know what you think. Still not cancelled. BOOOOOM!!!!!
    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE!
    Bing Bong
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    1 hr 44 min
  • #64 - One Girl, 20 Cups

    The Savages are putting out a BOLO for Jeremy, as he has not been seen or heard from in ages. Last seen in the trailer park, wearing dirty jeans and a sleeveless T-shirt, gathering soda cans and carrying a banjo.

    The Savages press forward telling stories of:
    - People dying and coming back to life
    - People falling off buildings
    - One girl who really needed ALL the Stanley's
    - State Senators getting ready to do legitimate duels in the well of the senate (sign us up!!!).
    - A naked crazy dude tryin to carjack people in broad daylight and digging for gold in the process.
    Interesting tidbits of extra content coming out soon include:
    - Joce read a book she said was spoiled by the boys due to their Savagery, now they all shall set out on a quest to read this book. After completing their quest, they'll share their uncensored thoughts on Instagram live (@domesticated_savages)
    - The debut of feet pics on our OF (threecopsonemic) so Fits can pay up on one of the losses from his many bets.
    - The Roommate has challenged Fits to a duel, and he has accepted (she has to tap him out). The date of the match shall be end of May, as the Roommate needs time to prepare.
    Listen in and hit us up! We love hearing from all of you.
    Always remember, stay SAVAGE.

    1 hr 15 min
  • #63 The Whoremaster: w/ guest Brandi


    We bring a full-fledged prostitute onto the podcast to give you a look into the gritty life of street walkers.


    Brandi is our guest on this episode and she expounds upon the tale of how she went from expressing dog anal glands to getting dudes to try to pay her to do the same to them. Only thing is, that's illegal!


    In all seriousness, Brandi is an officer with experience working in several different areas of law enforcement, one of which is Vice.

    Strap in, and really, strap on, as this hooker is gonna "blow you" away with her stories from them skreets.


    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.


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    2 hr 56 min
  • #62 Fresh Meat for the Grinder
    In this episode, Jake invites onto the podcast a couple rookies and a fellow salty dog. Fits and Jeremy couldn't make it out but no worries, we found some suitable replacements.
    Jake picks the brains of the young guys to see the differences between civilian life and police life. They talk about the mindset and experiences that have shaped them as they start their careers.
    Kyle tells a story from his first week on them skreets where a suspect tried to pull a gun on him (baptism by fire!!)
    Mike and Kyle tell some stories about dead bodies. The guys discuss how these are weird situations that you don't deal with in normal life.
    They guys get on the topic of chaplains and what a great resource they are when dealing with victims and the traumatic events they are experiencing.
    Examples of the some of the stories told are:
    Dead bodies and spaghetti...
    Not fitting in the body bag...
    Sad stories of self-redaction...
    and many more.
    Tune in and enjoy the fresh meat, because soon, they'll be salty like the rest of them.
    Always remember, Stay SAVAGE.
    55 min
  • #61 Get Nakey for the Reiki!

    This episode has some fun stories and reverie from the Savages.

    Topics included:
    - Personal stories of going to Vegas and sinning.
    - Teenagers in Vegas kill a fellow classmate in a fisticuffs brawl. They didn't honor the 1v1.
    - Some stories of fistfights during our youths.
    - Take an enforcer to your fights to protect you back... and to make you cookies when you lose.
    - Boxing matches to squash beef (our preferred method)
    - We discuss a show from the 90's, Demolition Man, that is coming to fruition more and more every day.
    - The interesting story of a hotel cleaner who stole a millionaires used condom to get herself pregnant. She found the condom as she was taking out the trash.
    Fits doesn't really like gold diggers but he admits, deep down, he is one himself.
    We talk about Nuru and Reiki massages and a call Jake went on dealing with this trade craft.
    Jeremy tells a story about a woman who wanted to kill her boyfriend because he wouldn't cuddle. Shots fired!
    Listen in and enjoy all the fun, crazy and weird stories we have and share this time.
    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.
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    1 hr 9 min
  • #60 Savage Firepower Re-Loaded: w/ Nick the Canadian Unicorn

    This episode sees the Savages bring back Nick from Sharps Bros. He's the Canadian who makes guns. WEEEEEIRD!!!


    Nick shares some of his new inventions with us. Stuff that goes "pew pew" and "stab stab".


    Description of some topics included:

    - Would you kill to save your kid?

    - OnlyFans feet pics to earn money for more guns.

    - Nick is propositioned by the guys to make them some custom gun parts. Bayonet *****... WTF Fits???

    - Jell-O between toes as a fetish

    - Peanus (not a typo) Slabs, Fits' favorite thing to put in his mouth.


    Cops stories of Highway patrol trying to stop City cops while City cops are enroute to active calls.


    And so much more...


    Listen up and have fun.


    Merry Christmas you filthy animals.


    Always remember, Stay Savage


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    2 hr 28 min

About Domesticated Savages

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Here at Domesticated Savages we are a group of police officers who work the mean streets of a metropolitan city. Our mission is to bring you the stories as we have experienced them, the good, the bad…