Domesticated Savages

Domesticated Savages

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Domesticated Savages episodes

  • #79 - Shogun Fits


    Fits sings a song, Joce dances a jig, Jeremy tells some jokes and Jake shares some stories.


    We have stories about:

    - An ancient pot

    - New-age killer pot

    - A killer crack-pot on new-age pot

    - Putting Fits in a pot and dumping his remains at Disneyland, which has gone to pot.


    and a bunch of other stuff


    Listen in and follow the podcast, or you suck.


    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.



    1 hr 11 min
  • #78 - Ride the Lightning

    This time on the Savages, we talk about a host of fun stories. I'll list a few:

    A Swiss supermodel and her psychopath spouse

    Country bumpkins testing bulletproof vests on each other

    PDF file teachers

    The Mandela Effect

    Artificial Intelligence and the ramifications it will have on society's perceptions

    A dude who gets electrocuted while stealing copper wire

    Fits wants a stalker after taking a report

    Jail intake and how nasty it gets...

    just to name a few.


    Like, subscribe and always remember... Stay SAVAGE


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    1 hr 40 min
  • #77 - Shower Guns, Shed Bombs and Naked Vocalists w/ guest Alyssa


    Hey Savages, on this episode we invite guest Alyssa to come share some stories from her time on them skreets. Alyssa is an officer in a major metro area in a far off land here in the USA.

    As the title announces, we talk about shower guns, shed bombs, and of course, naked people (all cops gotta have crazy naked people stories).

    Hit that play button and enjoy these stories brought to you by The SAVAGES.


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    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.


    2 hr 2 min
  • #76 - The Lost Episode!!!

    We searched the annals of history and located this long lost episode!

    We talk about:

    Uvalde school shooting update

    Ninjas

    Taking off shoes while giving half kisses

    San Diego PD locked in back seat with A/P

    Only Fans and dummy cops

    People taking offense over stupid non-offensive things

    and much more


    The Savage of the week is someone intimately familiar with the podcast...


    Check out the episode, click follow and check out our website at ⁠domesticatedsavages.com⁠


    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.

    1 hr 22 min
  • #75 - The SAVAGES and The Ditch Doctors

    The SAVAGES invite some bus drivers onto the podcast here on #75...

    Ok, they're really EMTs that drive ambulances but, bus drivers is a fun nickname.


    These fun young ladies bring you some crazy stories and the SAVAGES explore all of the tangents as the tales unfold.


    Strap in to your gurney and hang on as these stretcher-fetchers take you for a wild ride!!!


    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.


    ⁠www.domesticatedsavages.com⁠


    2 hr 54 min
  • #74 - Chumming the Water

    In this episode we go hard from the beginning, chumming the water at every opportunity possible.


    In the prelude we talk shit on Bill Nye the non-science guy.

    We chum the water with a quick call out of Jeremy and his absence.

    We then chum the water by calling out the ineptitude of the Secret Service and what the world witnessed during the failed assassination attempt of former President Donald Trump. That leads us to talk about mental preparedness and the key role it plays in being quick to action when action is needed.


    We call out Blackrock and their deep state ties, including their possible hand in the attempted assassination.

    (Remember, we are happy and healthy and of sound mind and body, and would never commit self-harm...)


    We delve into some of the "conspiracy theories" surrounding the attempt to take Trump out, or as we like to call them -prognostications- due to many theories being proven true as time passes.


    We tell stories of:

    - A Super Cougar

    - Nudist Ninjas Fighting Pirates

    - Jose Cuervo rectal shots


    Jake tells a story of an encounter he had on them Skreets that tested his mental preparedness.


    And a lot of other stuff. Listen in to hear it all.


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    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.





    1 hr 34 min
  • #73 - SAVAGE Animals

    The Savages tell stories from them Skreets where they've had to deal with various types of animals, such as lions and tigers and bears!!! Oh MY! Well, maybe not those first two. We do tell some stories of the following animals:

    - Deer

    - Cougars

    - Elk

    - Bears

    - Cats

    - Beavers

    and a few more. These stories get wild (pun intended) so get your beaver calls and set up in your blinds because it's hunting season.


    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.


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    1 hr 22 min
  • #72 - SAVAGE Vibrations
    Here it is, the episode. I don't want to waste much time trying to thinking of some funny things to say so I'll just list some stuff we talk about:
    Nudist nymphos
    Vibrators and backpacks
    Whiskey enemas
    Duplicitous marriages
    Duck loving Grizzly Bears
    Knife wielding suspects
    Fits has a stroke
    Barricaded carpet layers
    Super-Socks (look it up)...
    and a whole lot more.
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    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE
    1 hr 17 min
  • #71 - The Savages Go To Therapy

    In this episode the Savages bring on "J" who is a licensed mental health clinician. The goal is to bring awareness to mental health. The impetuous behind this decision...? It's May, which is mental health awareness month.


    As the Savages do, we tell some crazy stories and get some good laughs out of some strange situations.


    "J" helps the Savages realize that this podcast is one of the many coping mechanisms they utilize to deal with all the traumatic crap they experience on a daily basis.


    Fits finds out that there are many similarities between getting mental help and the help he receives from his podiatrist when his gout flare-ups.


    The Savage crew gets Fits a birthday present (believe me, he needs this).


    Many stories from the skreets are told which will have you wondering how have these Savages not been committed yet...


    Tune in and enjoy!


    If you need help, reach out to the Savages on any of our social media platforms or on our website at domesticatedsavages.com


    And always remember... Stay SAVAGE.


    2 hr 19 min
  • #70 - The Savages and a Mail-Order Russian... Lawyer

    Jeremy has a fun experience with the Bratva (the Russian Mafia) and gets to go head to head with one of their lawyers here on U.S. soil.


    Fits deals with, in his words, a PEDOcyclist accident...


    Jake faces a moral dilemma out on them skreets in choosing between what is right and what is the law.


    Lots of other stories are told that are crazy, fun and as always, entertaining as hell.


    Dive in and enjoy.


    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.


    www.domesticatedsavages.com



    1 hr 25 min

About Domesticated Savages

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Here at Domesticated Savages we are a group of police officers who work the mean streets of a metropolitan city. Our mission is to bring you the stories as we have experienced them, the good, the bad…