Domesticated Savages

Domesticated Savages

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  • #59 The Savages: Sponsored by Canadian Maple Syrup
    The boys are back in town for this episode. We get down by telling stories right out of the shute.
    In this episode we have:
    - FNGs and pervies trying to get a glimpse of some nip action, good or bad.
    - Monster hunters continue their search for Nessie! We also talk Marco Polo, dinosaurs and giants (oh my!)
    - A Vermont man that unleashes his GTA skills to evade law enforcement
    - An encounter with a hungry little meth head trying to take a bite out of the long arm of the law
    - A couple of bridge trolls that decide to have a knife/screwdriver fight and pop colostomy bags
    - A floating transient sex doll that Fire personnel decide to take home with them
    - And of course, our Savage of the Week, Fargo PD Officer Zach Robinson
    Always remember, Stay SAVAGE.
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    1 hr 56 min
  • #58 Fireboard Those Mutha-Jammas!: w/ Kris aka Special-K

    We invite our buddy, Special-K onto the podcast. Kris has stories for days and he shares a bunch with us on this episode.


    We start off by telling a couple national stories.

    - Landscapers mistaking a dead body for a training dummy.

    - Nuns using Nun-Fu and Nun-chucks to fight off vandals and thieves.

    - Crazy dudes eating pancakes in the middle of the road.


    Kris tells stories from his time in jail... as a corrections officer, not inmate.

    - Are those wooly socks?

    - Sing a lullaby to earn your commissary

    - Puke so hard you pee yourself

    - Nascar and its history... Fits loses again... hahaha! Don't question rednecks about Nascar.

    Jeremy's mom shows up mid-podcast and he has to go home.

    Kris tells some stories from when he was a K9 handler.

    Lots of stories from them skreets:

    - Jake as Kris' FTO (FNGs)

    - Fits and Kris shagging calls downtown (debauchery)

    - Lots of other tangents that'll keep you entertained


    Tune in and listen up, you WILL be entertained!


    Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.


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    2 hr 7 min
  • #57 Razor Blades and Slappy Hands
    All of the Savages make it onto this episode of the podcast. We start this one off by talking about Halloween traditions and the differences we've seen throughout the years, especially how our experiences differ from our children's experiences now days.
    We stray into tangent central and go off the rails for a long period of time (what's new there?)
    Tangents included:
    Japanese Mafias
    Getting razor blades in your trick or treat candy
    Bubbles Jugs and Slappy Hands
    Give out King Size Candy or Fun Size?
    Trunk or Treat - or - Trick or Treat, which is better?
    Who's your favorite Disney princess?
    And many many more.
    Then, we bring it back and tell some cop stories.
    Jeremy shares a couple experiences he's had recently working out on dem skreets catching criminals.
    - To cuss or not to cuss? That is the question.
    - The IMMOVEABLE OBJECT meets the UNSTOPPABLE FORCE.
    Hope you all enjoy this as much as we did.
    Always Remember... Stay SAVAGE.
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    1 hr 37 min
  • #56 Savage Sensei Michael Jackson: w/ guest Robert the Rocket Scientist
    In this episode, the Savages pay homage to the Marines and Veterans everywhere by telling stories about Marine life. We celebrate Veterans day and the Marine Corps birthday.
    We bring on "The Coach" Robert, a US Marine turned rocket scientist (I know... not compatible), on the podcast. Robert is an actual rocket scientist who builds shit that travels into orbit... crazy! He's also a huge conspiracy theorist, just like us Savages.
    Fits and Robert discuss their time in the Marine Corp. The experiences these two share about their time in the service is shockingly similar and incredibly hilarious! Robert also brings some nuggets of knowledge to the podcast.
    Put your thinking caps on and prepare to take some notes, because we're gonna fill your cranium with information. Shamone!!!
    Always remember, Stay Savage.
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    1 hr 34 min
  • #55 Nicole Part Deux - Choose Violence

    We have Nicole back on the podcast and she doesn't have to worry about any toe sucking this time! She also gives us an update on her transition! 


    • 2 Las Vegas teens are charged with murder and attempted murder in a stolen vehicle


      • A mother kills her 2 daughters to prevent them from going to their dad during a nasty divorce. We also go down the rabbit hole of "Inmate Tags" and the death penalty


        • A Philadelphia man gets denied entrance to a baseball game because of his emotional support dinosaur


          • Jake and Nicole tell some stories about suicidal people; including a 1-armed jumper and a faceless meth-using bombmaker. Jake also tells us how they used a can of coke to defuse another suicidal person.


          We also get to hear some stories about domestic violence suspects and ungovernable juveniles.


          We talk about ATM and how freaking awesome it is.


          Jake tells a story about Fits showing up to help pour foundation walls at a job site with his flip flops on... It was his first time doing manual labor...


          We share our choice for Savage of the Week. 2 police officers in Michigan saved an 8-year-old boy who was being electrocuted by a live wire. 

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          2 hr 4 min
        • #54 The Savages Exposed: w/ guest Gavin

          Another day another guest on the podcast! Today we've got Gavin on the mic and he brings the heat! This is an awesome episode with laughs, some cries and of course, Gavin's rookie stories!

           
          Joce tells a national tale of a Florida Man who tries to Christopher Columbus the Atlantic in his home built apparatus yet is shut down by the fearless Coast Guard... (Give me a break)
           
          We then jump into our stories:


          We talk about Gavin's OIS (officer involved shooting), which is a crazy experience!

          - People crying wolf and saying things happened but finding out they actually didn't and the problems making those false claims creates.

          - A prisoner Gavin was transporting who did his best Greg Louganis impression, diving out of a moving patrol car at freeway speeds.

          - And a bunch of other stories to keep you entertained.


          Get on and listen to this fun filled episode. Check out our website and get yourself some merch ***new merch ready for orders!!!*** Give us a like and comment on here to push this out to new people so we can keep making content.

           
          Always remember... Stay SAVAGE!
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          1 hr 42 min
        • #53 The Loooong and the Short of it: w/ guest Steve
          We have another special guest on this episode. Steve finally visits the Savage Cave and tells us some stories! To be fair (to be faaaaaair), Steve came up several weeks ago, and for whatever reason, Fits did something and the episode never recorded. So, we kidnapped Steve and had him do it all over again! On this special guest episode we talk about Jocey Wine-y hands and the purpose for men having nipples. We also tell stories about:
          -A Florida woman that tries to use Diet Mountain Dew to get rid of evidence (cloggs, canoes and tug boats, oh my!)
          -A Furry kerfuffle at the Huntington Beach
          -Post Malone's excessive nerdy spending problem
          -And we get into the longest rookie story ever told, and Steve also tells us about his 7,000 page fantasy novel he's been writing
          -Steve tells us about his tortoise and the hare foot pursuit (the Readers Digest version) and about the time he arrested tweaker Mickey Mouse
          -We end with a short game called Tangent Tally and our Savage of the Week: Otter 841!
          Stay Savage!
          1 hr 34 min
        • #52 Talking Aliens and Conspiracies with Uncle Dave
          We present to you round 3 of conspiracies! Unfortunately, one of the Brothers (Allen) wasn't able to come up, so it's up to Dave to hold down the fort and tell us all about the aliens. 
          We break down interesting events such as:
          - Incident 40 (Project Grudge)
          - The Phoenix Lights incident of 1997
          - Roswell
          - Area 51
          - The Philadelphia Experiment
          But, as you know, we don't let a topic hamper us in our quest to flesh out all the possible tangents.
          Grab your tinfoil hat and lock the doors because... they're out there.
          Always remember, Stay Savage.
          2 hr 38 min
        • #51 Put Up Your Dukes!
          Josh's mom called and he had to go home, but the Savages kept recording because we're grown ass men and we do what we want! We keep the party going and the laughs steady.
          - We talk about a story of people getting stuck upside down on a ride for several hours.
          - The US Army refusing to pay benefits for the death of a soldier.
          - Fits gets redeemed for his rookie story about the Indoor Clean Air Act after Jake tells us they finally cited someone for this violation.
          - Then we get serious, Jake tells us 2 stories of officers getting assaulted and not responding in an appropriate fashion. This is due to hesitation, potentially caused by extremely poor leadership. 
          This is a fun "mini-episode" with some ups and downs and all the laughs you could hope for! Tune in for another fun episode, and always remember.... Stay SAVAGE!
          52 min
        • #50 What's the Difference Between a Mustang and a Unicorn?: w/ guest Josh!
          As we melt through the summer, we bring a super fun episode with a special guest: Josh! He's a fellow cop with the Savages and also serves in the United States Army. This is a fun episode filled with hilariously gross stories and, we wrap things up an amazing Savage of the Week!
          - Josh tells us all about his exploits as a cop in various agencies and as a 20-year US Army Soldier. He also tells us about a game he played while he was a motor, and the Savages find out that President Lincoln passed away (RIP King!)
          - We talk about a US Soldier stationed in South Korea trying to escape American justice by fleeing to North Korea....idiot
          - Josh entertains us with some amazingly disgusting Rookie Stories, and we find out that Joce is a sympathetic thrower-upper!
          - Fits tells a story about a fight that he and Josh got into against a recreationally possessed contortionist that gave them a run for their money
          - Jake shares a 1-on-1 fight story with a doped up dude
          - We do another segment on Savages Try with some gifts that Josh brought up for us! Jeremy also gives us the 411 on his 'bunghole'
          - We wrap up with a no-nonsense Savage of the Week who was all aboard the Kick-Hitler's-Ass train!
          Come along with us on a fun ride as we explore... well, pretty much anything and everything that pops into our twisted little minds!
          Always remember... Stay Savage.
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          1 hr 25 min

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        Here at Domesticated Savages we are a group of police officers who work the mean streets of a metropolitan city. Our mission is to bring you the stories as we have experienced them, the good, the bad…