Domesticated Savages

By The Savages

Here at Domesticated Savages we are a group of police officers who work the mean streets of a metropolitan city. Our mission is to bring you the stories as we have experienced them, the good, the bad ... more

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How many episodes does Domesticated Savages have?

The podcast currently has 85 episodes available.

Domesticated Savages episodes:

October 23, 2023#55 Nicole Part Deux - Choose Violence
We have Nicole back on the podcast and she doesn't have to worry about any toe sucking this time! She also gives us an update on her transition!
2 Las Vegas teens are charged with murder and attempted murder in a stolen vehicle
A mother kills her 2 daughters to prevent them from going to their dad during a nasty divorce. We also go down the rabbit hole of "Inmate Tags" and the death penalty
A Philadelphia man gets denied entrance to a baseball game because of his emotional support dinosaur

Jake and Nicole tell some stories about suicidal people; including a 1-armed jumper and a faceless meth-using bombmaker. Jake also tells us how they used a can of coke to defuse another suicidal person.

We also get to hear some stories about domestic violence suspects and ungovernable juveniles.

We talk about ATM and how freaking awesome it is.

Jake tells a story about Fits showing up to help pour foundation walls at a job site with his flip flops on... It was his first time doing manual labor...

We share our choice for Savage of the Week. 2 police officers in Michigan saved an 8-year-old boy who was being electrocuted by a live wire.
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2h 4min
October 09, 2023 #54 The Savages Exposed: w/ guest Gavin
Another day another guest on the podcast! Today we've got Gavin on the mic and he brings the heat! This is an awesome episode with laughs, some cries and of course, Gavin's rookie stories!

Joce tells a national tale of a Florida Man who tries to Christopher Columbus the Atlantic in his home built apparatus yet is shut down by the fearless Coast Guard... (Give me a break)

We then jump into our stories:

We talk about Gavin's OIS (officer involved shooting), which is a crazy experience!
- People crying wolf and saying things happened but finding out they actually didn't and the problems making those false claims creates.
- A prisoner Gavin was transporting who did his best Greg Louganis impression, diving out of a moving patrol car at freeway speeds.
- And a bunch of other stories to keep you entertained.

Get on and listen to this fun filled episode. Check out our website and get yourself some merch ***new merch ready for orders!!!*** Give us a like and comment on here to push this out to new people so we can keep making content.

Always remember... Stay SAVAGE!
www.domesticatedsavages.com

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1h 42min
September 25, 2023 #53 The Loooong and the Short of it: w/ guest Steve
We have another special guest on this episode. Steve finally visits the Savage Cave and tells us some stories! To be fair (to be faaaaaair), Steve came up several weeks ago, and for whatever reason, Fits did something and the episode never recorded. So, we kidnapped Steve and had him do it all over again! On this special guest episode we talk about Jocey Wine-y hands and the purpose for men having nipples. We also tell stories about:
-A Florida woman that tries to use Diet Mountain Dew to get rid of evidence (cloggs, canoes and tug boats, oh my!)
-A Furry kerfuffle at the Huntington Beach
-Post Malone's excessive nerdy spending problem
-And we get into the longest rookie story ever told, and Steve also tells us about his 7,000 page fantasy novel he's been writing
-Steve tells us about his tortoise and the hare foot pursuit (the Readers Digest version) and about the time he arrested tweaker Mickey Mouse
-We end with a short game called Tangent Tally and our Savage of the Week: Otter 841!
Stay Savage!
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1h 34min
September 12, 2023 #52 Talking Aliens and Conspiracies with Uncle Dave
We present to you round 3 of conspiracies! Unfortunately, one of the Brothers (Allen) wasn't able to come up, so it's up to Dave to hold down the fort and tell us all about the aliens.
We break down interesting events such as:
- Incident 40 (Project Grudge)
- The Phoenix Lights incident of 1997
- Roswell
- Area 51
- The Philadelphia Experiment
But, as you know, we don't let a topic hamper us in our quest to flesh out all the possible tangents.
Grab your tinfoil hat and lock the doors because... they're out there.
Always remember, Stay Savage.
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2h 38min
September 01, 2023 #51 Put Up Your Dukes!
Josh's mom called and he had to go home, but the Savages kept recording because we're grown ass men and we do what we want! We keep the party going and the laughs steady.
- We talk about a story of people getting stuck upside down on a ride for several hours.
- The US Army refusing to pay benefits for the death of a soldier.
- Fits gets redeemed for his rookie story about the Indoor Clean Air Act after Jake tells us they finally cited someone for this violation.
- Then we get serious, Jake tells us 2 stories of officers getting assaulted and not responding in an appropriate fashion. This is due to hesitation, potentially caused by extremely poor leadership.
This is a fun "mini-episode" with some ups and downs and all the laughs you could hope for! Tune in for another fun episode, and always remember.... Stay SAVAGE!
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52min
August 02, 2023 #50 What's the Difference Between a Mustang and a Unicorn?: w/ guest Josh!
As we melt through the summer, we bring a super fun episode with a special guest: Josh! He's a fellow cop with the Savages and also serves in the United States Army. This is a fun episode filled with hilariously gross stories and, we wrap things up an amazing Savage of the Week!
- Josh tells us all about his exploits as a cop in various agencies and as a 20-year US Army Soldier. He also tells us about a game he played while he was a motor, and the Savages find out that President Lincoln passed away (RIP King!)
- We talk about a US Soldier stationed in South Korea trying to escape American justice by fleeing to North Korea....idiot
- Josh entertains us with some amazingly disgusting Rookie Stories, and we find out that Joce is a sympathetic thrower-upper!
- Fits tells a story about a fight that he and Josh got into against a recreationally possessed contortionist that gave them a run for their money
- Jake shares a 1-on-1 fight story with a doped up dude
- We do another segment on Savages Try with some gifts that Josh brought up for us! Jeremy also gives us the 411 on his 'bunghole'
- We wrap up with a no-nonsense Savage of the Week who was all aboard the Kick-Hitler's-Ass train!
Come along with us on a fun ride as we explore... well, pretty much anything and everything that pops into our twisted little minds!
Always remember... Stay Savage.
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1h 25min
July 25, 2023 #49 Don't Be a Bitch
We've got the whole gang back together, and as expected, we go off the rails on this one! Jake and Joce start off this shit sandwich by telling us about their "upside down pineapple" adventures.
We roll right into National Stories where Fits regales us of lottery winners, we give tips for fighting off bears, a judge having special meetings with prosecutors in their "chambers", and Jeremy tells us about the Cleveland Steamer! Jake tops us off with a glimpse into what his wet dreams consist of....
In our Tales From the Skreets segment:
-Jake and Jeremy open up and give us a look inside some horrific child abuse stories they've worked on
-Jeremy tells us a funny story about a wrong way driver and his adventure getting home
-We talk about dead body odor and zombie fantasies
-We finish off by talking about some movies and acting methods
We play some Action Movie Trivia and finish off with a special twist with our Savage of the Week! We introduce a "compare and contrast" story by including a Bitch of the Week nomination.
You're not going to want to miss this episode! Strap in (or if you're like Fits, strap on) for a fun ride!
Always Remember... Stay Savage.
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1h 42min
July 12, 2023 #48 Bombs, Self-Redactions and Uzis
Macho Man Jake makes an appearance on the podcast! We tell a story from Mexico of a stabby jealous lover. Then, we visit Michigan Bill who might be one of Macho Man's opponents... Actually, it's a new bill proposed by the state of Michigan to recuperate money if/when a new officer leaves to go to a different agency. We find out that Georgia has really pigeonholed themselves into what kind of paper targets they can and can't use when doing firearms practice (so dumb). We find out you can bring all sorts of emotional support animals on airplanes, such as horses, pigs, ducks, peacocks and many others. A lady puts this rule to the test on a cross-country Delta flight.

Stories From Them Skreets:
- A bomb at a hotel and thinking outside the box
- A suicidal jumper at a hospital
- A crazy guy waving an uzi around in the downtown district
- Two different stories about self-redactions that seemed out of the norm
- Jake gets flagged down on reports of a child abduction
- A nudist trespasser
- Fits arrests a dude who wouldn't stop spitting... for 8 hours straight
- Prison rape
- Fits tells the story of when he worked at the prison and met a dude nicknamed "Maglite"

Fits plays the role of Game Maker and pits Joce vs Jake in this edition... someone is sleeping on the couch tonight

The Savage of the Week:
The anonymous Marine Colonel/Police Officer who saved multiple children from sex trafficking

Always remember, Stay Savage
www.domesticatedsavages.com

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1h 53min
June 06, 2023 #47 Cloacas, Prison Vamps and Handcuff Courage
In this episode of the Domesticated Savages podcast we try to keep the train on the rails for a hot minute but fail spectacularly! Within no time we're talking about Bee Lives Matter protesters, Prison Vampires, Healing Crystals, The numeric levels of power attained by witches, The benefits of a medical ass blasting, Going on naked campouts with Jeremy's uncle, and a whole lot more.

Tales From Them Skreets

- Fits tells his philosophy on why men pay higher insurance premiums than women (the jury is out on this one).
- Jake tells about the time a drunk lady tried to use her Aikido skills on the family jewels during an arrest.
- Jeremy shares a story from decades ago during the Wild West of policing where A/Ps were happy to go to jail in lieu of facing that Skreet Justice. (Crazy!)
- And there are many more stories to listen to and enjoy.

Savage of the Week - 13 year old Owen Burns saving his sister from getting abducted by a pedo.

Always remember... Stay SAVAGE!

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1h 16min
May 25, 2023 #46 The Tricky Mistress
In this episode of the podcast we have some phenomenal stories for you.
We start off by telling some stories from Florida and Georgia. We discuss the new law in Florida and how if you mess around with little kids, you'll find out with the death penalty. We talk about the pedo village in Florida that serves as a haven for segzual offenders... (WTF?!?!) We discuss the new laws going into effect that may finally hold rogue prosecutors accountable for failing to fight to put offenders behind bars (We're looking at you California... and a million other places across the USA). Fits gets confused and tries to introduce the "Father Land" as Germany, and brings us a story about a man who got tied up in the woods and abandoned by his dominatrix... also a story of Decadent Decedents...
Tales From Them Skreets:
- Dog fights in parks (Mike Vick might have made an appearance)
- A suicide story where Jeremy actually found the round and the wife of the decedent showed her grief in an unusual way
- How to find your tiger button
- Events that turned a guy into Captain Hook
- Ditching your kid with random people so you can go on a two day crack binge
- and many more
The Savage of the Week is a supreme Tricky Mistress! Think "outside the box".
Listen and enjoy!
Always remember... Stay Savage!
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1h 26min

FAQs about Domesticated Savages:

How many episodes does Domesticated Savages have?

The podcast currently has 85 episodes available.