東京女オレゴン女

By 東京女オレゴン女Comedy Stand-Up

東京女オレゴン女 episodes

November 12 #239 Sacred Sustenanceって単語どこで使う？
★PDXタップルームレポ
★毎日何を食べてますか
★国産肉でビーフシチュー
★母の料理技には感謝しかない
★味見が嫌
★新たに美味しいタイ料理発見
★カオパッドが思い出せない様子
★思い出せないけど迷惑はかけてない
★キャストアイロンの胸肉料理
★困った時のチョコカード
★みつをのチョコヲタぶり
★Sacred SustenanceとIndulgingと古代マヤ文明とChocolateを入れて宇多田調
★チョコトッピング問題
★固有名詞バンバン出てくるね

「Sanctified Ground」

[Verse 1]
Ancient trees hold a bitter green shade
Sown in soil where the memories fade
Heavy rain washing over the stone
We discovered a world of our own
Bitter fruit that was crushed by the hand
Growing wild on this hallowed land
Now the fire is burning the dark
And the silence is leaving its mark
[Chorus]
Taste the sacred gold we hold
Savoring the truth retold
Timeless like the ancient sun
Finally our hearts are one
Drink the depth of this design
Rooted in a love divine
Pure and grounding as the earth
Proving what this soul is worth
[Verse 2]
Centuries passed but the feeling is new
Every promise was anchored in you
Drinking deeply from what we have found
We are standing on sanctified ground
Like the Maya who honored the seed
You are everything that I will need
It is richer than any empire
Feeding slowly the ultimate fire
[Chorus]
Taste the sacred gold we hold
Savoring the truth retold
Timeless like the ancient sun
Finally our hearts are one
Drink the depth of this design
Rooted in a love divine
Pure and grounding as the earth
Proving what this soul is worth
[Outro]
Oh let it linger on the tongue
The sweetest song we've ever sung
Timeless connection we possess
Pure and eternal tenderness

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41 min
November 09 #238 めんどくさがり女達の食べ物ばなし
★パン祭りは山崎しか知らぬ
★涼しくなったらパン作り苦戦中
★発酵機導入するか否か
★師匠は工程増えても気にしない
★我等なんでもめんどくさい
★工数かかりすぎビーフシチュー
★ストウブで作るむね肉おすすめレシピ
★先生のマリナーラでピザ
★得意料理がない中年女
★いつの間にかシュラスコの値段バグってた
★松竹梅理論
★本日のオープニング曲は何調だったでしょう？

【歌詞】
(Ooh yeah)
(Tokyo to Oregon)
Late night call, screen lights glowing.
Between two worlds, secrets flowing.
Spilling tea, no filter needed.
All the fake advice unheeded.
Tokyo girl, Oregon girl.
We own the world.
Tokyo girl, Oregon girl.
Watch us unfurl.
Unfiltered and free.
Just you and me.

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38 min
November 05 #237 凡女改めGluttonous Girlsです♡
★6歳息子のオモロ行動
★10個目のサワードウ仕込み中
★生地コネ1時間の変態騒動
★ラーメン屋で週3バイトの稼ぎがエグい
★衝撃スープ
★ズボラ用おすすめ鶏肉レシピ
★Red#40
★自己肯定感下げがち
★またチョコカードします
★英語レベル低いの垂れ流します
★ぐるっとなす
★また微妙なオープニングできたよ
★マイリー調、英単語盛り込みSong
★scrumptious/soured/gluttonous

歌詞
「Caught on the Line」
(Intro)
Ring ring pick up the phone oh my gosh
You are never gonna believe what happened yesterday
(Verse 1)
Mitsuo and Koa were at the party
I swear everything started so perfect and sweet
They looked just like some Hollywood movie royalty
Then the vibes suddenly shifted from underneath them
It was a scrumptious display of pure chaos
The drama was hitting and flowing like wine
They could not handle the pressure at all
Everyone there was just waiting for the crash
(Chorus)
The whole scene is entirely soured now
Yeah the friendship is dead and gone
They burnt all the bridges to ground
There is nothing left to rely upon
(Verse 2)
Then things got incredibly greedy and dark fast
A gluttonous grab for the spotlight and fame
None of those people are laughing anymore today
Now they are just throwing dirt and pointing fingers
You would not believe the words they were saying
It is like a bad reality show episode live
I had to tell you the very second
I got the full story from the source
(Chorus)
The whole scene is entirely soured now
Yeah the friendship is dead and gone
They burnt all the bridges to ground
There is nothing left to rely upon
The whole scene is entirely soured now
Yeah the friendship is dead and gone
They burnt all the bridges to ground
There is nothing left to rely upon
(Outro)
Can you even believe that happened at all
I know right it is just totally insane
Okay I gotta run now speak to you later
Bye girl I will keep you fully updated

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51 min
October 29 #236 反ってねぇじゃねぇか
★マイリーの男は誰なの
★サワードウのご提案
★お前反ってねえじゃねぇか
★スプレー無いから手でいくわ
★ばばあに焦りは禁物
★人生にライバルが必要
★ゴミ投げつけられた
★自転車始めました
★ジモティで試練

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35 min
October 22 #235 Stop indulging myself too much
★つぎつぎくるみつを現象
★無いものが見える
★ランドリーバッグ携帯の行方
★記憶も物もすっぽり無い
★切り詰め上手はおしゃ紐も百均
★センスが良くてケチ
★神戸の地震のクイズあれなんだった？
★20年前のカードゲームをします！
★少ない単語でやりくりしてるもんでIndulging知りません
★チョコレート変態
★ダークだからいいってわけじゃないよ
★See’sの甘さ
★難民さんみたいにうまくいかない
★マイリー調ソング「Sweetest Sin」🎵

🎵 「Sweetest Sin」歌詞🎵
Count the hours since I broke clean
Trace the lines in the mirror's gleam
Sweet talk on the edge of my tongue
This battle is never really done
I am standing at the breaking ledge
Walking right along the razor's edge
Stop indulging myself too much
Chocolate on my fingers, such a rush
Wrapped in foil like a silver prize
Sweetest sin right before my eyes
I can feel the craving taking hold
Story of my life, getting old
I am standing at the breaking ledge
Walking right along the razor's edge
Stop indulging myself too much
Chocolate on my fingers, such a rush
It is more than just a sweet desire
It is playing with a dangerous fire
But I am learning how to hold the line
This heart and soul are strictly mine
I am standing at the breaking ledge
Walking right along the razor's edge
Stop indulging myself too much
Chocolate on my fingers, such a rush
Yeah I am breaking through the heavy haze
No more lost and forgotten days
Stop indulging myself too much
Chocolate on my fingers, such a rush
Walking away from the sweet sweet trap
No more turning back to mapped out gaps
Stop indulging myself too much
Chocolate...

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53 min
October 15 #234 過剰にInto〜PBは直喰い、アイスは親の仇
★Coavaさんのコーヒー
★Kaldi一回挟んでみた
★急に茶
★スペースマウンテンInsident
★夢の生活シュミレーション第2弾
★舌が肥えたのか美味しい店がない
★Pho一杯18ドルの時代
★ラーメン2杯とビール2杯のお会計
★日本は殺されないからいい
★背徳感のないピーナッツバター
★アイスは親の仇
★好きと嫌いの過剰な極端さ
★予告チョコレートゲーム

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48 min
October 08 #233 オレゴン移住シュミレーション
★ディズニー出発前の事件
★ランゲージバリアだと？
★Xで吊し上げたい案件
★おしゃ気取りの糞な店
★最近の水菜のお値段
★平気で嘘つくAI
★オレゴンでどこ住もうか
★Costco近くの未来の住処
★移住したら月いくらかかるか
★30万で車は買えん！
★Nikeは見るけどコロンビアの人会わないかも
★誕生日♡

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52 min
October 01 #232 千葉が東京を守り、キティがゴジラを被り、からの激おこぷんぷん丸
★エルニーニョで千葉が大変
★どのように災害時に孤立するかがわかった
★体験して全部紐づいた
★大の続きはお焚き上げで
★千葉が東京を守っている
★6歳児が死ぬまでにしたいこと
★サンリオとゴジラのハッピーセット
★やっぱりお値段が気になるみつを
★どちらのキャラにもリスペクトが足らん
★最近キティラー
★2lbすじこの解体作業
★いくらを贅沢食いしたよ

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36 min
September 24 #231 続WDW爆語り
★各所から詰め込み過ぎ注意の忠告
★パークごとに開園閉園時間チェックせよ
★Star Wars 寝ちゃう人でも楽しめる
★並び時間は日本より緩め
★Japanの作り込みはすごい
★枯れた心も花咲かせる
★1パーク2万5千歩
★脳内地図バグるので紙地図ゲットせよ
★Spork探しのダッシュ
★ハリウッドスタジオでこなした数公開
★6歳息子風邪で苦渋の決断
★きりんの水飲み
★店員のポンコツ対応
★まさか日本のラグジュアリーにもポンコツが

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47 min
September 17 #230 Koa的Walt Disney World巡り
★みつをお気に入りインスタ
★豚が溢れててかわいい
★Kansasにインしてきたよ
★ディズニーワールド行ったよ
★ディズニーINは朝イチ派？
★今のご時世日本円参戦は大変な事態
★母が死ぬまでにやりたいこと
★アバターの世界がすごい
★お値段が気になるみつをさん
★旅行の相談はGeminiさんへ
★話たりないので次回

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45 min