Episode 47: What? Did you think it was going to be an all monster summer? Look, the idiom boys would never pass the buck on ya to find your own word histories. You can bet your bottom buck that ain't all she wrote when it comes to our beloved fans! Now, relax that brain so we can penetrate it with funky fresh knowledge. We're goin' in through the eyeballzzzz.

Over the course of fifteen days, Albert and Ryan traversed America in search of cryptids, ghosts, witches, and monsters. For this seventh installment of Do Be A Monster, the fellas recount the second half of the route and the many creeps along the way including Huggin' Molly, Altie the Sea Monster, Bigfoot, and more! So pack your anti-ghostwitch spray, pull up your alien laser reflector overalls, and slap on your Sasquatch sensitive compass-watch for Part II of the first official Monster Road Trip! Regularly scheduled Don't Be An Idiom programming returns next episode.

Over the course of fifteen days, Albert and Ryan traversed America in search of cryptids, ghosts, witches, and monsters. For this sixth installment of Do Be A Monster, the fellas recount the first half of the route and the many creeps along the way including the Loveland Frogman, the Hopkinsville Goblins, the Honey Island Swamp Monster and many more! So pack your footprint casting kit, lower your infrared ghoul goggles, and buckle up your slime saturated beast belt for Part I of the first official Monster Road Trip!

Episode 46: While the boys while away on a Do Be A Monster road trip, you can listen to this tasty bit of nautical content! Now batten down the hatches and brace the storm of idiom information!

Episode 45: Are you a loner? Are you a crazy, wide-eyed loner on a doomed space mission to Venus? Did you catch cornflakes disease on the way there? If so, we've got the only cure this side of the Milky Way. It's episode 45, of course! So, quit taking the piss and cue that shit up! Unless of course you're...namby-pamby.

Episode 44: Whistle, wastle, whistle, wastle. Did you hear them whispery weasel words reverberating through the kitchen walls? That must mean that today's episode is hogwashed and ready to roll! So, break off all prior engagements, sit in a dark, sound-proof, misery-proof, responsibility-proof closet, and listen hard...very, very hard. You WILL love your life! You WON'T be hungry for content! One and all, chant along: Episode Forty-Four. We. Want. Some. More.

Episode 43: If an episode falls in the woods and the only "living" things around to "hear" it are some sort o' dystopian futuristic cyborg birds (let's call them cybirdz), does it make a sound? The answer is, "What do you care? You've long been dead!" Lucky for you it's the present and boy have we got a present for you! Don't rack your brain trying to choose which wordy podcast to listen to. The choice is clear! So quit playing fast and loose with that dial and tune into Episode 43 of Don't Be An Idiom. A thank you, thank you very much.

Episode 42: Today's episode is a maritime trash picker's delight, chock-full of idiomatic flotsam and jetsam to cram into the Fibber McGee's closet of your brain hole. Sit back and while away the hour as the boys regale you with new stories about one of their favorite topics...trash! Listen now or forever moweth the lawn.

Episode 41: Once in a blue moon, a hero emerges from the dusty trails of a forgotten dream. A silhouette against a blood-red setting sun, sand and grit in the creases of his jeans, a weathered hat casting a shadow upon his whiskered face, phantom carrots haunting his stinking doltish brain, a trusted four-legged companion by his side neighing deeply (annoyingly perhaps) into the wind...which is a hot, hot wind. His name? Roy. His companion? Boney Boy. Baffled? Befuddled? Bewildered? Drink a goddamn Rolling Rock and you'll find that the contentment you are so tirelessly searching for across them dry desert plains of existence is right there. Yes, it's in the bag.

In this fifth installment of Do Be A Monster, the boys take the show on the road! Traveling to different points of Cape Cod, Albert and Ryan explore several mythical creatures associated with the Cape. This mini-episode was recorded on location in a West Yarmouth cottage, a stone's throw away from the Beast of Truro, the Marsh People of Barnstable, Moshup the Giant, and an hour east of the Dover Demon. Regularly scheduled Don't Be An Idiom programming will return with a vengeance in two weeks! Today, enjoy some monster teeth with your clam chowder.