Luke gives his formal report (47:00 to skip). Alien vibe check to start and captain Ashby has never been online.

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Brownie taste test time! (12:30 to skip). If anyone is trying to find good gift ideas for us, can we suggest a Leviathan Bone sword?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Next week we’ll be starting The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet by Becky Chambers.

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Dan offers lifehacks to make up for a distinct lack of brownies. He claims next week for sure. (13:18 to skip).  The maximum occupancy of these houses has got to be like 2. Luke wants the vaccine milk now.

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Brownies have peaked (9:15 to skip). Carl's fans contain multitudes and being a crawl guide is my passion.

We're starting The Tainted Cup by Robert Jackson Bennett next week!

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“I’m not sure what to do with my hands” – Luke (11:15 to skip). Dan expects the existential crisis any day now and Luke doesn’t think Donut is all that great. Also the character creation screen is giving the boys a lot of trouble.

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creepypasta discussion incoming (24:00 to skip). This week we are all The Watchers.

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Our halloween decorations are better than yours (14:35 to skip). We do the math on our professor’s body count and then we’re spreading the news.

Next week we’re watching The Watchers movie and reading your creepypastas!

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Luke and Dan both make people mad to get warmed up (13:28 to skip). Be sure to post your creepypasta on the Discord for Luke and Dan to rank! What are these people doing aside from making a Youtube video that gets huge numbers? 

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We remember your dog’s name (8:25 to skip). Monarchies are bad, actually. Vis breaks the record for most times falling unconscious.

Spooky season starts next week with The Watchers by A.M. Shine.

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Luke is getting old (9:05 to skip). The boys are flummoxed by this twist and pretty annoyed with Vis, the perfect independent voter. Also, its definitely time to dip.

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