Don't call it a book club.

Dan is a Bezos fan (10:31 to skip)? Vampire rights incoming and Catholic priests are the original nerds. Also, listen to the medical experts when they say a bad case of being a vampire is going around.

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Do you think you can pull off a fedora? Send us a fit check (8:00 to skip). Critical question during vampire infestations, how many safe zones do you get? If you’re sharing pasta with your cat, at least have the decency to add some meatballs.

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Bigfoot hunters beware: Dan is not buying it (13:50 to skip). Luke and Dan feel the siren song of becoming weird conservative guys but they resist. Also please stop putting spoilers on the back of the book! The nature of evil has an origin and it is the word, “jahoobies”.

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It's movie time again! Turns out Luke and Dan are all in on movie theaters these days (9:20 to skip). Dan and Luke's outskirter tribe is doubling down on storytelling and reaping the benefits. Having a cool name is now critical, and the Steerswoman rules continue to be a little flexible.

It's spooky season folks so next week we're starting our first Stephen King book, Salem's lot!

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Don’t mind the number of times we refer to the star in Orion’s armpit (4:53 to skip). Dan gets a theory in off rip and Luke is tired of these phonies pretending to be deep. Also quick tip: if you see a mysterious alien looking egg DO NOT TOUCH IT. Nine times out of ten it is going to result in a horrible death for you. However, that one remaining time it is a dragon egg. On second thought, definitely pick up that weird egg.

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Luke’s got a new mic and a new gym routine (8:10 to skip). The Outskirts are lookin rough, but maybe this big party makes it all worth it. Are you guys keeping a watch when you go on backpacking trips?

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Dan thinks its time for a car revolution (08:35 to skip). The steerswomen are certainly one of the organizations of all time. Rowan needs someone to tell her less is sometimes more. Also, don’t worry about what the wizards are doing behind the curtain.

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We’ve figured out the foolproof way to make a hit fantasy show (12:30 to skip). Luke and Dan are both applying to become steersmen, but have some disagreements on the rules. The magicians seem kinda lame, and you absolutely cannot let a barbarian take a tour of your country.

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Water bottle talk (8:24 to skip)! Luke apologizes for his thought crimes and Dan has a spicy theory. The doctor has just prescribed 400ccs of vengeance and Jabari is eating it up. Also WHO ARE WE ROOTING FOR!?

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Dan goes to the movies to get the essence of life (10:40 to skip). Tau gets a bad grade on RateMyProfessor, but man is he good at fighting. The Cull are kinda lame but we’ve got some notes on how they can be improved.

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