Don't Chase Me : Sex, Love, and Life Beyond the Fairytale

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Don't Chase Me : Sex, Love, and Life Beyond the Fairytale episodes

February 24 The No That Set Us Free
Getting rejected for an apartment wasn’t on our 2024 vision board.
But neither was building a studio in our home, rediscovering our creative chemistry, and falling back into sex that wasn’t scheduled, filmed, or monetized.
In this episode we discuss:
• Being judged by your past
• Why sometimes “unfair” doesn’t mean wrong
• Financial pressure and romanticizing change
• Pivoting away from content burnout
• And finding excitement in a new creative direction
Sometimes the no you resent is the redirection you needed.
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
The Packet Method - https://ThePacketMethod.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod
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26 min
February 17 From Therapy Breakdowns to Taco Pheromones
We started with trauma breakthroughs and ended with head-smelling pheromone confessions. That’s just how our life works. This episode dives into how a resurfaced childhood memory reshaped our fighting style, why emotional shutdown is finally cracking open, and what it looks like to heal in real time. Plus: aging moments that made us feel ancient, defending movers in Texas, Valentine party plans, sexting, and the weirdly specific scent that apparently flips a biological switch. Welcome to The Lastborns.
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
The Packet Method - https://ThePacketMethod.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod
X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
33 min
February 10 What You Do After Everything Goes Wrong
Every hero’s story has a breaking point — and this year brought us ours. In this episode, we unpack what happens after the damage is done: when blame stops helping, justice never comes, and the only real choice left is how you spend the time you have. We talk about closing chapters, reclaiming energy, and why thriving is a bigger act of rebellion than revenge.

Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
The Packet Method - https://ThePacketMethod.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod
X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
33 min
February 03 Fun Doesn’t Cancel Reality (But Damn, It Helps)
We talk about sex, exhaustion, emotional regulation, and what it means to choose joy after everything felt heavy. Using our time on Groove Cruise as the backdrop, this episode is messy, honest, funny, and real—covering everything from sensory overload and circadian resets to why community, touch, and laughter matter more than ever when life has been hard.

Groove Cruise / ⁨@TheGrooveCruise⁩
https://www.groovecruise.com/miami27

iOS Connections (Travel / Community Group)
https://iosconnections.com/

Fountain of Shrooms
https://fountainofshrooms.com

Rizma on Amazon
https://a.co/d/05VtdiOq

Our Groove Cruise X Post
https://x.com/i/status/2017322437663232373
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
The Packet Method - https://ThePacketMethod.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod
X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
41 min
January 26 We’re Finally Letting Ourselves Live Again
Season 2 of The Lastborns begins with a reset. After a year marked by grief, family upheaval, and near burnout, Dave and Andi reflect on what it means to choose joy again—without guilt and without pretending the pain didn’t happen. This episode sets the tone for a season about sex, love, and life beyond the fairytale.
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
The Packet Method - https://ThePacketMethod.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod
X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
26 min
January 20 This Almost Ended Us | A New Chapter for Our Marriage
We’ve always said marriage isn’t a fairytale — but this year proved it. From grief and relocation stress to emotional shutdowns and constant conflict, Dave and Andi share the unfiltered truth about the season that nearly ended their marriage. This episode is about admitting hard truths, hearing things you don’t want to hear, and deciding whether love is still worth choosing when everything hurts.
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
The Packet Method - https://ThePacketMethod.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod
X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
32 min
November 18, 2025 Sexy Costumes, Six-Hand Massages & Self-Discovery
Halloween costumes, dueling pianos, six-handed sensual massages, emotional meltdowns, and a whole lot of self-awareness? Yeah… this episode is chaos with a purpose. The Last Borns head to the mountains and come back slightly more healed and just as unhinged.
Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod
X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
39 min
October 28, 2025 Anxiety, Oil, and the Return of the Lastborns
Dave and Andi are back from their big move to Nashville and tackling everything from everyday anxiety to the art of a Nuru massage. They unpack social awkwardness, drive-thru stress, gift-opening panic, and yes—body-to-body oil adventures.
Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod
X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
32 min
September 23, 2025 Orgy vs Forgy? Same or no?
What do Coke vs. Pepsi debates, mattress tags, and firehouse baby drop boxes have in common? Absolutely nothing—and yet somehow this episode makes it all sexy, silly, and slightly scandalous. Dave, Andi, Scott, and April get into the quirks of retail trauma, why tipping culture feels like a scam, and how a Buckle sales pitch almost led to a nervous breakdown. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your own guilty shopping habits along the way.
Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod
X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
47 min
August 26, 2025 Choreplay: Our Dirtiest Love Language Yet
Dave and Andi pack up their lives (and their podcast studio) as they prepare to move back to Nashville. From old court files resurfacing to house-selling horror stories, dishwasher standoffs, and the reality of making content at home — nothing is off limits in this episode.
Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod
X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
29 min